i hope the men stood back so the women could do their jobs.

Let it burn, is all I can say.

A few months ago there appeared on this board a 'spoof' on the Policeman.

See ref http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

My erudite and literary friend Amfortas has written, at DDB's insistence, a follow-up Femibird book 'for children' on the Fire Station.

It is in the same format and DDB has painted pictures to go with it. The book has 12 text pages and an introduction page and a face page.

What you see above is the last painting.

The text is full of topical items (like the F4Js on Harriets roof) and EOC directed firewomenpersons taking over, lots of sexual innuendo and many references to women's special qualities, like map reading and wet t-shirts and changing tyres. All in 2500 words !

(I think he did quite well)

What we need is someone who can put it all together in a powerpoint presentation, like the Policeman, (or something similar) so we can either disseminate it around the internet or have it published.

Can anyone do powerpoint?

Any publishing experience?

Vargas was going to help, with his publishing experience, but he seems to have disappeared.

Quote from Percy

A few months ago there appeared on this board a 'spoof' on the Policeman.

See ref http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

My erudite and literary friend Amfortas has written, at DDB's insistence, a follow-up Femibird book 'for children' on the Fire Station.

It is in the same format and DDB has painted pictures to go with it. The book has 12 text pages and an introduction page and a face page.

What you see above is the last painting.

The text is full of topical items (like the F4Js on Harriets roof) and EOC directed firewomenpersons taking over, lots of sexual innuendo and many references to women's special qualities, like map reading and wet t-shirts and changing tyres. All in 2500 words !

(I think he did quite well)

What we need is someone who can put it all together in a powerpoint presentation, like the Policeman, (or something similar) so we can either disseminate it around the internet or have it published.

Can anyone do powerpoint?

Any publishing experience?

Vargas was going to help, with his publishing experience, but he seems to have disappeared.

That sounds great! I love the policemen one.

Dr,
It's bloody funny you should bring this up.
Last week, I had a rare day off and the local fire brigade had a call-out after some idiot lit a fire in the back of the local Work and Income offices here in town.
By Work and Income I mean Dole office, lumped in with Child and Family Services, in the same building.
We got there and the place was full of smoke, the alarm was screaming, but no-one had the sense to actually get out of the building, one woman there was frantic, because she couldn't find her hand-bag.
There were 12 women in this building at the time of us getting there, that is when the argument started.
I referred to my pump operator (Eamonn Hooper) as Senior Fireman Hooper, (which is his rank btw) and wind the pump up and get some water from a nearby hydrant.
I was lambasted by one of the W&I workers, a very large lady, for calling Eamonn a fireMAN, I was put in my place, stating that the correct term is now Fire-fighter.
I was dumb-struck, I told her that when we get our first female Fire-fighter, I will change my use of terms.
That was not good enough, I was told that I must change NOW, as would you believe it, this is how family violence begins.
Bugger me, is it that simple?
I later apologised to Eamonn for beating his family up, he was as confused as me.

Mike that is bloody funny.

You can be our Professional Consultant, and I am sure that DDB will approve of my sending you a copy of our project by pm.

You will find several instances just like that !

Your comments will be welcome.

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What we need is someone who can put it all together in a powerpoint presentation, like the Policeman, (or something similar) so we can either disseminate it around the internet or have it published.

I'm lazy, so I'll simply plagerize the fact-based work of several others.

Minneapolis (Minnesota, USA), Bonnie Bleskachek fire chief.

Fire Chief, Tracy Jarman, San Diego California, USA

Start google-ing, pfft...maybe even Wikipedia(snicker)

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Dr,
It's bloody funny you should bring this up.
Last week, I had a rare day off and the local fire brigade had a call-out after some idiot lit a fire in the back of the local Work and Income offices here in town.
By Work and Income I mean Dole office, lumped in with Child and Family Services, in the same building.
We got there and the place was full of smoke, the alarm was screaming, but no-one had the sense to actually get out of the building, one woman there was frantic, because she couldn't find her hand-bag.
There were 12 women in this building at the time of us getting there, that is when the argument started.
I referred to my pump operator (Eamonn Hooper) as Senior Fireman Hooper, (which is his rank btw) and wind the pump up and get some water from a nearby hydrant.
I was lambasted by one of the W&I workers, a very large lady, for calling Eamonn a fireMAN, I was put in my place, stating that the correct term is now Fire-fighter.
I was dumb-struck, I told her that when we get our first female Fire-fighter, I will change my use of terms.
That was not good enough, I was told that I must change NOW, as would you believe it, this is how family violence begins.
Bugger me, is it that simple?
I later apologised to Eamonn for beating his family up, he was as confused as me.

Reality and satire are getting more and more muddled I think.

The following letter was printed in the SF Chronicle in March of 2007, and is self explanatory... So I will follow it up with an explanation anyway...
Ohso
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'Equity to a fault'

Editor -- Jackie Speier's plea for more women in politics (Open Forum, "Women in California are at a critical juncture," March 22) is pathetic at best, considering the obvious agenda of many female politicians.

I've lived in the Bay Area a short time and observed an "equality to a fault" approach, especially regarding civil service.

For example, Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White is an embarrassment to career women such as myself. She has made a mockery of the SFFD by putting quality firefighters and civilians in danger by allowing under-trained captains and chiefs on the fire-ground.

She refuses to publish the results of a recent captain's test until she gets the results she wants; more women at the top of the list.

In a recent meeting, she admitted to "re-evaluating our expectations" regarding the recent test. Experienced Caucasian men are overlooked for promotion, creating dissidence in the ranks.

I'd wait my turn, pay my dues and climb the ranks with the respect of my crew. How else could I expect them to trust me on the fire-ground?

JENNIFER DAVIS
San Francisco

As DDB has given you all a 'taster' picture, here is a taster page.

Note * (Girlfireperson Leslie Behan has joined the crew and the fire hoses have been replaced by buckets because of the connotations that hoses with water coming from them have.)

Page 4.

Picture: Fire Tender rushing down a street. Buckets hang from the side; ladder on top. The Chief’s car ahead with Les in the passenger seat. Smoke in the distance rising in a column.

Hurry, hurry, ring the bell. There is a fire in the Community Centre, next to the Women’s Centre, across from the Mother’s Club Building and just up the road from the Girl’s Special Educational Opportunities centre. They can’t miss it.

It has smoke pouring from it. Look at the smoke. But Les will get them there as she has the map. She got it from Steve’s office. She said she was just in there tidying. Isn’t that nice of her. Now she rides with the Chief. He drives, of course. He went on a course.

Les is going to show Steve the pretty route, around by the park and the farmer’s Market, across the old stone bridge and the barn where she met her live-in life-partner, and because she wants to avoid the busy High Street. There is a lot of traffic there. And a hairdresser that she hates.

Les knows how to turn the map as they go around the corners. And she hasn’t even been on the course yet. Isn’t she clever.

[quote=Ohso;92144], Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White is an embarrassment to career women such as myself. She has made a mockery of the SFFD by putting quality firefighters and civilians in danger by allowing under-trained captains and chiefs on the fire-ground.

JENNIFER DAVIS San Francisco
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SFFD = S.F. FIRE-DYKE:
MISANDRY - The Hatred of Men, Masculinity & Normal Heterosexuality, so pervades modern Weimar Kalifornia as to resemble fluoride in the fire water, as the attached stories about Dyke Hatemongers in Sodom by the Sea (Home of the annual DYKE MARCH - Ant Male Hate Riot) clearly highlights.

Curiously enough, I once passed the entrance examination for the SFFD and was proud to see my name posted at City Hall as a future Fireman... But then some 'enlightened' mau mau artiste noticed that many who passed (the Court Certified - Job Relevant / Bias Free exam) were Males with Irish surnames - which would never do...

So they threw out the exam, and after years in limbo in the courts produced a 'new' Pander or Perish' System - that fast tracked Bigoted Feminazi Hatemongers to leadership roles, even if they lacked any Professional Qualifications beyond the requisite Misandry - needed to work in Frisco's new order of 'tolerance' - for Misandry in all forms.
I never did get on the SFFD (did my service elsewhere) but can't say I feel bad about it, but then what Man in his right mind wants to have to rely for his safety on the types of Separatist / Neo-Exterminationist DYKE HATEMONGERS (like Dykes on Bikes) who lead the annual Frisco DYKE MARCH...

Even if they do call themselves SFFD - San Francisco Fire Dykes?

Ohso
Not merely the validity of experience but the very existence of external reality was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. George Orwell 1984 On the Thought Police.
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Topless firefighter's badge raises eyebrows
Matier and Ross page -Topless firefighter's badge raises eyebrows 07/07/2008

Pride ride: An off-duty San Francisco firefighter was snapped riding topless with Dykes on Bikes during the big Gay Pride Parade.

The bare-chested belle, Sabine Balden, probably wouldn't have registered much more than a few snickers, except the photo also showed the 10-year veteran firefighter wearing what appeared to be her official badge pinned to her black-and-white-striped bustier.

And wearing a badge off-duty is against the rules unless the boss gives the OK. Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White said the matter is under investigation and declined to comment further. Said Balden: "I'm perfectly happy to be riding topless in the parade. That's what gay pride is all about."

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Primordial Justice Strikes Again

In a ruling that surprised no one, the original "Primordial Judicial Feminazi" of Sodom by the Sea - San Francisco Federal Judge Marilyn Hall Patel - has sided with the alliance between the Coprophile Cult of Feces Focused Homo-Anal Perversions and the Separatist / Neo-Exterminationist Cult of Dyke Misandry (also known as the 'Happy Greek/ gay lesbian' alliance) who are the power behind the local bored stuporvisors - supporting another of their 'Pander or Perish' agenda items pushing 'Sodom by the Sea Values' on the rest of the country.

Marilyn Hall Patel is notorious as the "Primordial Judicial Feminazi" not because of any anointment by certain radio personas, (The claim by some is the term "Feminazi" originated in the California University System, and who knows, it may have had a parallel development there too) - but because of her own outrageous actions of judicial tyranny during the Blatant Racist Fraud she used as a vehicle to take over the San Francisco Fire Department...

- and threaten the Chief with jail, in order to perpetrate a Transparent Hoax known as the "Swastika incident" used as a pretext to seize control and trash the place and make virtually everyone afraid of her.

The Facts behind the Racist Hoax were widely known amongst those on the inside at the time, but never reported to the clueless 'Vanilla' public (except in the publication "Heterodox" in a story titled "The Fire Next Time") -- who probably wouldn't have understood anyway. Likewise, those who did know the truth were strongly encouraged not to speak out - lest they too wind up sent to Jail by Marilyn Hall Patel during one of her infamous "Out of Control" episodes.

In short - two Fire Inspectors (of suitably 'minority' skin pigmentation) charged with Fire & Life Safety Inspections - Shirked their Duty and Falsified Reports claiming they had made the inspections - on a Gross Scale. When they were found out and facing serious disciplinary investigations (it is unknown, or unreported, whether there were any deaths of injuries as a result) - there suddenly occurred a "Racist" incident involving a Swastika, allegedly directed against them...

- which so traumatized them as to make them complete victims and beyond questioning about anything other than their feelings of being victimized by the racist Swastika worshipers in the Fire Department - Which Judge Marilyn Hall Patel publicly declared "Out of Control" and thus seized personal control of.

The "Swastika" in question was actually a prop - used in an off duty comedy skit by Firemen and Friends at a social event - mocking the nazi scum which many of them had fought and defeated. Far from being a symbol of nazi worship, the Swastika on the prop was being denigrated as a trophy of and by the victors, many of whom had joined the Fire Department after the were discharged after fighting the nazis in World War Two.

However, this inconvenient fact (as well as any discussion as to how who took the prop from a storage space and moved it to the office of the aggrieved Non-Inspectors) were glossed over - in the Rush to Final Judgment by Hall Patel - and no one dare object or inject any facts in to her righteous radical feminist vengeance dance - or a cell awaited them too.

Such is the legal legacy of Sodom by the Sea Justice - Marilyn Hall Patel style... As to why this recent story was only published in the "North Bay" edition of the Frisco Crock-A-Bull / Chronicle - one would have to ask chief spin meister / editor Phil 'Lizard Bait' Bronstein (he who nearly lost a big toe to a Komodo dragon at the zoo, fortunately the lizard spit him out and lived), just why certain segments of the 'Vanilla' are to be excluded the wisdom of Weimar Amerikas Primordial Feminazi Judge - Ole "Out of Control" Marilyn???

Best keep quiet about it though - wouldn't want to spread any "Ism-Obia"
What with everything else going around and all

Ohso
Not merely the validity of experience but the very existence of external reality was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. George Orwell - 1984 On the Thought Police.
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Federal Judge: Catholic Church's Position Against Homosexual Adoptions Justifies Government Hostility Towards Church (Thomas Moore Law Ctr.)

ANN ARBOR, MI - In its brief filed last week with the U. S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, the Thomas More Law Center urged the court to reverse a federal judge's ruling that an anti-Catholic resolution of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors was constitutionally justified because the Church opposed adoptions by homosexual couples.

District Judge Marilyn Hall Patel, a President Carter appointee and one-time counsel for the National Organization for Women (NOW),

ruled that the Board resolution condemning Catholic moral teaching on homosexuality and urging the Archbishop of San Francisco and Catholic Charities of San Francisco to defy Church directives does not violate the Establishment Clause of the U.S. Constitution.

Quote from MikeT

Dr,
It's bloody funny you should bring this up.
Last week, I had a rare day off and the local fire brigade had a call-out after some idiot lit a fire in the back of the local Work and Income offices here in town.
By Work and Income I mean Dole office, lumped in with Child and Family Services, in the same building.
We got there and the place was full of smoke, the alarm was screaming, but no-one had the sense to actually get out of the building, one woman there was frantic, because she couldn't find her hand-bag.
There were 12 women in this building at the time of us getting there, that is when the argument started.
I referred to my pump operator (Eamonn Hooper) as Senior Fireman Hooper, (which is his rank btw) and wind the pump up and get some water from a nearby hydrant.
I was lambasted by one of the W&I workers, a very large lady, for calling Eamonn a fireMAN, I was put in my place, stating that the correct term is now Fire-fighter.
I was dumb-struck, I told her that when we get our first female Fire-fighter, I will change my use of terms.
That was not good enough, I was told that I must change NOW, as would you believe it, this is how family violence begins.
Bugger me, is it that simple?
I later apologised to Eamonn for beating his family up, he was as confused as me.

You mean you in the middle of dealing with putting out a fire and some idiot actually took the time lecture you about your choice of words? Can't people be arrested for interfering with firemen in the line of duty?

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i hope the men stood back so the women could do their jobs.

I bet there is a certain order of evacuation at the Equality Commission: Women first, then foreigners, then animals, then minorities, then children, finally, if they are still alive, any White manginas that happen to work there!

Quote from Percy

A few months ago there appeared on this board a 'spoof' on the Policeman.

See ref http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

My erudite and literary friend Amfortas has written, at DDB's insistence, a follow-up Femibird book 'for children' on the Fire Station.

It is in the same format and DDB has painted pictures to go with it. The book has 12 text pages and an introduction page and a face page.

What you see above is the last painting.

The text is full of topical items (like the F4Js on Harriets roof) and EOC directed firewomenpersons taking over, lots of sexual innuendo and many references to women's special qualities, like map reading and wet t-shirts and changing tyres. All in 2500 words !

(I think he did quite well)

What we need is someone who can put it all together in a powerpoint presentation, like the Policeman, (or something similar) so we can either disseminate it around the internet or have it published.

Can anyone do powerpoint?

Any publishing experience?

Vargas was going to help, with his publishing experience, but he seems to have disappeared.

Where can we see the book, Percy?