This morning my husband and I were watching the Playboy Channel (USA), and they had a show about BDSM in the UK.

The show was tongue-in-cheek but informative too. Someone mentioned this in another thread, and this morning on the show they seemed to portray far more male submissives being spanked by female dominants than the other way around.

The hostess of the show (female) was waving a Union Jack and said something about Brits "being into this because they are used to torture".

What am I missing here in what she said?

I think it has a lot to do with our school days..

Routinely being thrashed by teachers etc..

Course, its not done anymore, I was the last of the generation thrashed through their shcool lives for petty things, such as no spelling properly, masturbating at the back of class, setting fire to other kids hair, etc..

I went through a phase of being interested in "the english vice" when I was younger.. I used to demand punishment for my sins.. Not the ones I had done, but the ones I was going to do when they had thrashed me into as state of mania..

Have you seen that "jim slip" site on the web?

Great stuff, really British porno, mostly free movies etc..

Union Jack Toff!!

Here in the USA, it seems a disproportionate number of Jewish men are pervies, notably of the male sub variety.

So, one day when I was waiting for my youngest daughter to finish Hebrew school (on Sundays), they brought down to the office this little boy who was known for being bad.

The Hebrew school principal was a English-Jewish lady from (I think, London), and she said to the boy, "Now Andrew, you have been a NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY boy. For that you must sit in the corner!"

All I could think to myself, bemused, was, "If only she knew...because of what she just did, little Andrew, when he is a man, will be paying English-accented ladies $400.00 an hour to do that to him...with a riding crop."

Reminds me of my third wife.. She used to look down on me in her boots and I was forced to jodrell all over them..

My class at school was mostly jewish boys as I recall..

Some of their mothers were well worth a seeing to!!

One of the lads used to bring porn pics of his mum giving head etc..

I'm sure you are sitting there, across the pond, snickering to yourself because of how many times you have made me go to http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang to figure out what you said!

half the stuff I say even I have not heard of it before!

FUCKY DIP - Random Profanity Generator

round the houses

1. rhym. slang. A cockney fellow's trousers. 'Have you seen my round the houses, love? I need them to go for a piece of chalk down the frog and toad to the rub-a-dub for a kitchen sink and a kids from fame of horse and carts with my dinner plates.' 'Aren't they in the Bobby Moore with your student grants, electric shocks and love really hurts? I'm sure I put them there after I Clarence the cross-eyed lionned them this four-minute warning.'


Translates as...

"have you seen my trousers love? ..". guess the rest!!

This is due to commercialisation of alternative sexualities i.e. BDSM/kink. Seeing as men are highly more likely to actually pay to get spanked there then becomes the highest probability factor that you'll see a lot more perv-related kink mags/vids/etc because they are purposely aimed at the market (men).
It's just like regular porn really and by far men are still on top (pun not intended...or then again... ) as the higher consumers of such things.

Simply put, women just don't pay for this otherwise the market would be geared more towards them just as much. Hell, women hardly pay for erotic literature either but somehow still manage to get their mits on such things and still influence the market more towards them.

You got me there, unless this was misconstrued as the UK being the kink capital of the world with US and some European places a very close second.

Most hostesses are female

I reckon, it may just have been an acknowledgment that women are controlling and England is getting screwed up the ass by these 'career women'

I have seen a few hostesses (male) in my time..

Mind you, I was a frequenter of drag bars in my younger days!!

I have noted that porn of today is not like the rat of our fathers..

Checking out the one-handed literature of yesteryear, the women look sort of.. "female" whereas todays ratrat bitches look like..

Plastic, attitude laden, bitches..

They look like ravenous wolverines waiting to get into a mans wallet via his cock..

The old wankmags of the past use to have the women talking about their girly dreamy ideas.. their views on relationships etc..

Yet, today, you just get a fucking list of every sexual act they have ever performed in some clinical way that somehow is not quite as appealling as a prostitute holding up a menu card with a list of services and prices (as opposed to the only thing you want her to hold up, the hem of her skirt..)

The feminisation of sex has paradoxically made it boring because now the women are trying harder to please men, yet they fail to realise that men dont want that! They want a fucking struggle!! (Ok, maybe its just me!!)

I can tell you as an armchair kinkster that the femeinsts have been attacking the leather lifestyle for two reasons, one they can not stand the thought of a submissive women yelding to a dominant man, second they want to use the leather lifestyle to indoctrnate the croiuse into what they think, no that's not right what they feel the leather lifestyle should be FemDom and submissive men for their sick control and man hating fantsies because they hate their feminie natures, that's why they became femanazis in the first place.

Also consider that you do a goole search for FemDom you'll end up with more hits for that then you will for MenDom where a few years ago 5-10 years you would end up with more hit for MenDom then FemDom

I have seen this with my own eyes.

Yes I'm a kinky, horny old goat who would enjoy having a female subby to play with.

I can tell that the "setting fire to other kids hair" was a joke, please tell me the part in bold was a joke as well.



As for Brit's and torture, in medevial England people were such sick fucks that they would buy thieves who were supposed to get hung and have them drawn and quartered instead.