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    The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

    I always maintained that there was something innately twisted about feminism, perverted if you will. How can a semi-reasonable human being seriously maintain that "failing to take a woman's feelings into account" is sufficient reason for separating a father from his children, for instance. And what sort of twisted morality says "my body, my choice" when it isn't really your body being ripped to shreds?

    Then, I ran across this while following some femtards on Twitter, gathering some of their tweets for a book of humor on the deep philosophical musings of the self-described feminist.

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    FAQs: Feminist Asked Questions Ė Fisting for Feminists

    Wednesday, 24 June 2009, 12:27 | Category : Safe Sex, Sex Education

    By Fannie

    Dear Fannie,
    Iím a feminist trying to get her kink on. Iím pretty adventerous where sex is concerned and have heard a lot about fisting. Iíve never tried it before but it sounds worth the try. Any tips for a newcomer?
    Help A New Dirty Diva
    Dear HANDD,


    Welcome to the deliciously delinquent world of fisting. Just for clarification for all of our readers, fisting is when a fist, forearm, etc. are inserted into either the anus or vagina of either a man or woman. Itís just my inkling that fisting tends to be more popular amongst the gay male community, but that could easily be merely due to the highly visible kink and BDSM contingent under the queer umbrella (hey, if youíre already getting the shit kicked out of ya for wanting to rub sticks together, I imagine it makes it easier to break other social taboos where sex is concerned).


    What fisting is not: punching a personís vagina or anus; ripping anything
    That being said, fisting is not for the feignt of heart, or hole, rather. Like any kind of sex requiring penetration of the anus or vagina, due care and time should be taken before you start playing hand puppet with your ladybits or bussy (that would be boy pussyÖ as coined by the indelible Rufus Wainwright). Here are a few things you need to know for safe fisting fun (i should disclaim this with the fact that I have never actually partaken in any fisting festivities, but in the course of being an advice columnist have consulted with many a fisting enthusiast):


    1: a trusting relationship between fister and fistee - Someoneís hand is going to go inside you. Think about that for a second. The appendage that some person uses to type on his/her keyboard, pick his/her nose, etc. is going to be making all kinds of friendly with either your vaginal wall or lower intestinal tract. Many women and men will not be able to tolerate the kind of anatomical stress that fisting requires, so itís important that the person who will be sticking his/her arm inside your body be somebody youíre sure wonít fuck it up.


    2: Have a safe word Ė This feeds into step one. Whether you are playing out a scene or getting straight to the point, this is an incredibly delicate sexual activity. The wrong move can be very dangerous on the receptive party. So be patient, and take your time. And if he/she says grapefruit, or whatever your safety word isÖ than stop, rinse, and try again.


    3: Lube, lube, lube, and more Lube Ė I donít know how to stress this enough. Use lots and lots of lubrication. It is advised that you use a latex glove when fisting someone in order to prevent those lovely fingernails of your from tearing up the inside of your vaginal wall or rectal canal. Redís a great color for a top coat, not so much when fisting. So, use lube until you think youíve used too muchÖ and then use some more. Always use water-based lubricants, i.e. not silicone, as it will wear down the latex glove you use. Iíve also heard of people turning to crisco for lubrication. Whether or not your want the secret to grandmaís flaky pie crust up your peesh is a different question entirely.


    4: Prep isnít just a fashion style Ė Both women and men will need a significant amount of prep time before fisting can happen, but this is especially so in women who wish to be entered vaginally. Unlike the anus which can be relaxed and expanded psychologically and with the aid of muscle relaxers, the vaginaís elasticity in this situation is mostly derrived from the womanís arousal. You know what that means! Foreplay, and a lot of it. Stimulating the clitorus is a good start, but include other erogenous zones on the body. Women report higher rates of sensitivity in places like nipples, behind the ear, neck and stomach, so try and push buttons that often get overlooked.


    5: Confucius say: Less Fist, more Lotus Ė When entering the vagina or rectum, itís important not to try and close your hand into a fist and jabbing it right in there. That will only result in your punching your partnerís bussy/ladybits. Shape your hand so that all fingers come to a point, like a lotus flower. Only a drag queen could make fisting sound like yoga, eh? You might not be able to get all five fingers in at once, so go one at a time until all fingers can enter and exit with general ease. When you make the final push to go inside, go slowly and know that once you get past the knuckles, the worst has passed. Once inside, you can form your hand back into a ball.


    6: Spining Around Ė Kylie Minogue had the right idea. When fisting itís usually less about the traditional plunging in-out method of normal fucking. Itís best to start, rather, with rotating the hand inside the vagina or rectum. So think polar and less vector. Only the mathletes will get that reference. And if you are a mathlete engaging in fisting, hats of to you, my friendÖ hats OFF!


    7: Fisting is like Hiking, The zenith is only halfway Ė So once the fistee comes or has his/her fill of the fabulous fisting action, itís important to remember that getting your hand out of the vagina or anus may take as much time as it took to get in, in the first place. Itís likely that this process can be aided by the smooth muscleís natural desire to expunge material from those orifices. Again, take your time and donít rush this. A quick withdrawl can leave do as much damage as a hasty entrance. HmmÖ funny how sex advice also applies to foreign policy.


    So thatís that my friends. Hopefully youíll find your fisting fantasies fulfilled and fabulous. Until next time, Auf wiedersehen!


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    So what are you waiting for? Send her your questions!
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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

    I always maintained that there was something innately twisted about feminism, perverted if you will.
    Indeed, contraeverything. Feminism is innately twisted and perverted. It has always been that way from the very outset.

    Feminism revealed its monstrous core over the last few decades because of an accumulation of power and a lack of resistance.

    Would feminism have done and said the things it does today back in 1792 if it could get away with it, if it had the means? Of course it did. But they didn't have the means, so they had to be strategic.

    I can't stand these apologists who talk about how feminism "went wrong" and that if it wasn't for the "radical/gender feminists" everything would be alright. Bull-fucking-shit.

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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

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    I can't stand these apologists who talk about how feminism "went wrong" and that if it wasn't for the "radical/gender feminists" everything would be alright. Bull-fucking-shit.
    Thank you. I agree that it is such bullshit. There was never anything redemptive in the idea of "empowering" women.


    If Feminism was truly just about equal political rights for women, the movement would have disolved itself once women were granted the right to vote.

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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

    Some grotty small children smear faeces on walls. Some grotty grown ups engage in bizarre sexual practices. Ain't life varied.

    This particular communication may be on a feminist site but I doubt it can be legitimately sheeted home to it anymore than someone coming here with some bizarre view can be called MRAist.
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    ď For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against Principalities, against Powers,
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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

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    I always maintained that there was something innately twisted about feminism, perverted if you will. How can a semi-reasonable human being seriously maintain that "failing to take a woman's feelings into account" is sufficient reason for separating a father from his children, for instance. And what sort of twisted morality says "my body, my choice" when it isn't really your body being ripped to shreds?

    Then, I ran across this while following some femtards on Twitter, gathering some of their tweets for a book of humor on the deep philosophical musings of the self-described feminist.




    So what are you waiting for? Send her your questions!
    tis is how the literate new age gals think hahahah

    it may be the consequence of 10 000 years of PTSD all the fault of men of course

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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

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    tis is how the literate new age gals think hahahah

    it may be the consequence of 10 000 years of PTSD all the fault of men of course
    I feel a new saying coming on...

    It's not the force of the punch, but the size of the fist.

    *Ahem.* Again, double entendre there.
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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

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    I always maintained that there was something innately twisted about feminism, perverted if you will.
    Our friend Webster defines "pervert" as 1. to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true... 2. to twist the meaning or sense of: misinterpret (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977, p.856).

    Looks like the feminist pigs used that as criteria. The Bible is right about those who call evil good, and good evil. Way to go, girls...

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    Re: The Perversion of Feminism (Double Entendre)

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    Our friend Webster defines "pervert" as 1. to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true... 2. to twist the meaning or sense of: misinterpret (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977, p.856).

    Looks like the feminist pigs used that as criteria. The Bible is right about those who call evil good, and good evil. Way to go, girls...
    My point exactly, and hence the somewhat obvious and superfluous reference to "double entendre" in the post. I suppose what I had in mind was a reverse double entendre, working backwards from the sexual perversion to the idea that such moral perversion is a necessary consequence of their perversion of truth, which preceded it.

    The intentional perversion of truth that is feminism has led to a despicable moral perversion in their most devoted disciples.

    In this case they surrendered truth before they surrendered morality, but that they surrendered both is a certainty.
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