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    Pastor says it's scriptural to pee standing up

    This is a video of a pastor who says that the Bible has been altered to fit the politically correct definitions of modern religion. He says that men in the Bible were specifically identified as people "who piss against the wall," distinguishing them from women. He criticizes feminized culture for forcing men to imitate women, citing as an example the signs prevalent in Germany's public restrooms that prohibit men from peeing standing up.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4"]YouTube - Baptist preaches on KJV "him that pisseth against the wall"[/ame]

    If the YouTube video is down, here's an alternate location where you can view the video:

    http://www.dontmakehermad.com/media/video/religion/HimThatPissethAgainstTheWall/

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    I didn't know that men were prohibited from peeing standing up (in today's society)...I thought they always did and still do?

    Where's Rob York when you need him.....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TERA View Post
    I didn't know that men were prohibited from peeing standing up (in today's society)...I thought they always did and still do?

    Where's Rob York when you need him.....lol
    Some feminized schools have banned boys from being able to pee standing up as they claim it to be an act of dominance, and thus intimidating tactics.

    pathetic, isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marx View Post
    Some feminized schools have banned boys from being able to pee standing up as they claim it to be an act of dominance, and thus intimidating tactics.

    pathetic, isn't it?
    Are you serious??? An act of dominance? Dominance over what? Their own urine stream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TERA View Post
    Are you serious??? An act of dominance? Dominance over what? Their own urine stream?
    Yeps.

    Quote Originally Posted by pjanus View Post
    I read a Swedish newspaper article, on line, a couple of months ago where feminist students, at two Universities in Sweden, were protesting that it was a sign of oppression for male students to stand up whilst urinating. One University actually removed the urinals. I didn't keep the source and do not know how this unfolded.

    I later read that a feminist ( a school minister I believe ) had decreed that boys, just entering the school system, were in future to be given dolls and were to play girls games whilst girls were to play boys games. It seems she was convinced that the genders were not different and intended to prove it.

    I understand that the Swedish people have since narrowly voted in a new government. the old, socialist, government has apparently ruled Sweden for all but 10 of the last 98 years. Perhaps things will improve, slightly with a more right wing government.
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    http://www.nationalreview.com/kurtz/...0602220826.asp

    Here is an article that gives a brief, but good, history of Sweden's Feminist movement from 1987 to the present time. It demonstrates the chaos of Liberal Socialism and Feminism.

    Feminism in Sweden is huge. They have, in recent years, formed a Political Party ( Feminist Initiative) and needed 10% of the vote to enter Sweden's Parliament. They were well on course for this until things began to unravel. Their manifesto included, amongst other things, the abolition of marriage. I suppose when radical gender feminists resign, believing that the party was too radical, the mind boggles as to their true agenda.

    It is also worthy of note, relative to my previous post on this, that the attempt suppression of gender-specific behaviour of boys and girls starts at Day Care, which in Sweden is usually at the age of 1 year. The Feminist Initiative wanted Day Care to start at 6 months.

    Despite, Jane Fonda arriving to boost their vote, they eventually polled less than 1%. Still more than 300,000 people voted for these lunatics.
    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic Druid View Post
    Here's a site I discovered on another forum, it's called 'Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up' http://www.mapsu.org/index.htm. I'm not sure if it's a parody site or not because it's so ridiculous. If it's not, it further reinforces how deep the ideological rot is!
    Technology is being created to ban men & boys from peeing while stood. This is stupid to the extreme and is insulting to women as well as men. It effectively says that women are sooooo weak minded, they need to have help in reprimanding a man or child who dares pee standing up... you know, like nature intended.

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    Gentlemen meet Spuk




    For those of you who do not know, Spuk or Spook, is a little device that attaches to the underside of a toilet seat, like soÂ…




    As long as the toilet seat is down, all is well. But once the toilet seat is lifted you will hear

    "Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.

    Their prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American drawl: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

    "Excuse me, but there's a penalty for peeing while standing in this house," it warns culprits. "You'd better not risk any problems and sit down!"

    Other versions start roaring like a lion or try to persuade stubborn customers with the soothing voice of a female flight attendant.

    "We welcome you aboard Never Come Back Airlines," the voice says. "We'd like to ask our male passengers in particular to sit down, buckle up and refrain from smoking."
    Riight.

    Even schools are starting to tell the boys how they should be going to the bathroom. Back in September there was an article in the news about it. A school in Norway had told the boys that they had to sit down when using the bathroom. The washroom at the school is used by both genders and it seems the young boys
    are not "good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet."
    Pleasant toilet?

    So there are two reasons for this so called "war".

    Listen up women, (and IÂ’m saying this to the women because I have yet to hear a man complain about the toilet seat being left down) when you go to use the bathroom and the seat is up, PUT IT DOWN. See? Magic. The problem is solved. If you donÂ’t notice that the seat is up and you go to sit down, once your butt hits that water youÂ’ll remember to check next time. Stop being so petty and dramatic! Act like an adult.

    According to some wimmin
    a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity and, by extension, degrading women.
    Huh?
    To micturate from the standing position is now viewed among the more progressive Swedes - as the height of vulgarity and possibly suggestive of violence.
    Surprise! Surprise! Women are the victims!
    `All my friends demand that their husbands or boyfriends sit down,' says Jessica, from Uppsala. `I think it shows respect for the women who clean,' adds the 31-year-old biologist. `My brother, for example, would not dream of standing up. Among the young, leftish intelligentsia there is also a view that to stand is a nasty macho gesture.'

    Her English husband has refused to be cowed, she admits, because `it infringes his manly rights'. Reward for his heroic stand? Full-time cleaning duties.


    Yola, a 25-year-old trainee psychiatrist, is yet more strident. She dumped a boyfriend, in part, for refusing to comply. His replacement is better trained. `What can I do?' implores Ingvar, the new boyfriend, and one can see his dilemma: Yola is painfully pretty. As she says, `They either want me and they do what I say, or they can go.'
    What can you do?? Oh Ingvar.
    `The way they go to the toilet is just another example of why men are so bad. They watch football, they have not good manners. Women have had enough.'
    Man = bad. Woman = good.
    Out of the gloom a voice spake unto me. 'Smile and be happy, Things could get worse."
    So I smiled and was happy, and behold... Things did get worse.

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    Great quote by selkie:

    Listen up women, (and IÂ’m saying this to the women because I have yet to hear a man complain about the toilet seat being left down) when you go to use the bathroom and the seat is up, PUT IT DOWN. See? Magic. The problem is solved. If you donÂ’t notice that the seat is up and you go to sit down, once your butt hits that water youÂ’ll remember to check next time. Stop being so petty and dramatic! Act like an adult.

    Feminists need to shut up and grow up.
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    Wtf....this is so stupid. Ask someone who cleans up toilets after partys which toilets are usually cleaner.

    Whats next should we be asking the gouvernment how to shit properly...it has to stop somewhere. Perhabs I am not even breathing correct.

    Besides...doesn´t that shools have urinals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TERA View Post
    I didn't know that men were prohibited from peeing standing up (in today's society)...I thought they always did and still do?

    Where's Rob York when you need him.....lol
    Good examples, Marx.

    Let me tell you that I know a feminist womyn personally who has trained her son to sit to pee. I live in the same country as you, TERA.

    This womyn didn't even get indoctrinated properly (never went to re-education camp, er I mean, college). I can only imagine how many more boys in the US are being taught to sit take a whiz...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dias View Post
    He criticizes feminized culture for forcing men to imitate women, citing as an example the signs prevalent in Germany's public restrooms that prohibit men from peeing standing up.
    Personally, I'd prefer to be beaten to a bloody pulp (daily!) than submit to such a emasculating socially engineered exercise.

    However, I would be interested to hear from German members here like Feckless, or anyone else who has visited Germany - as to their personal experiences regarding this unatural insanity "imposed" on men. Are there alternatives available to sitting down? Is there toilet police to oversee that this feminazi madness is adhered to? What happens if you refuse to conform?

    Also, any tales from Scandinavian men?

    Isn't it utterly unbelievable the extent of detrimental influence dictatorial feminism has had, where now the 'private' bodily functions of men are now micromanaged by feminists. And all the while I grow nauseously wearisome of hearing "feminism is about equality and not supremacy."
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    Re: Pastor says it's scriptural to pee standing up

    why not force wimin to piss standing up

    just so they can demonstrate their dominance

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