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9th-July-2006 #1
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New Mag
We are proud to announce the launch of an exciting new magazine - MY FINGERNAIL and it's associated website myfingernail.com.
This ground-breaking and thought-provoking new periodical is aimed at all those educated and empowered women who have been wondering why the subject has been neglected for such a long time.
You can't fail to be thrilled by the articles in our first edition. Here's a small sample.
LONG OR SHORT? - Which is sexier? Isn't that something we all want to know?
SCARLET WOMAN? - Our in-house psychologist tells you all you need to know about the messages you send when you apply those colours
SCRATCH THAT - A serious look at how women's fingernails have changed History (for the better)
POKING FUN - Red-hot tips on sticking your finger where it doesn't belong and doing it with STYLE.
Coming soon to a newstand near you!!!!
(Copyright DC Comics - All Rights Reserved)
Suggestions for future articles are very welcome - it's YOUR magazine - because you're worth it!
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9th-July-2006 #2
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Re: New Mag
suggestion for future editions, or weekly articles:
"Digging the Dirthole": How to dig your nails into the most inappropriate dirtbox.
Articles include the essential guides on fingering your ex for imagined crimes, the best methods to finding what you're after such as information & dirty secrets, how to make your nails so clean you could pick your teeth with them.
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10th-July-2006 #3
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Re: New Mag
Thanks Karl. The Art Department's on it and the think-tank is batting it around. Plenty of ideas on how to present it but still at the "run it up the flagpole and see who salutes" stage.
"Cleaner Nails than Pontius Pilate" sounded good but was quickly dropped because few would get the reference. It might still go as "Who want's to see your dirty hands?".
Useful spin-offs from your idea include: "Perfect manicure for the Family Court" - Your hands grip the rail as you painfully recount the horrific abuse that you suffered at the hands of this feckless male. You reach out you arms to the judge in humble supplication - HOW WILL YOUR NAILS LOOK???
Meanwhile we're working on the serialized stuff. We have a peaceful Buddhist martial-arts expert who can explain how a woman's fingernail can easily disable a 250 pound guy carrying an AK47. But it will take ten issues to explain, so there's the repeat sales.
I think we're on to a winner!!!:dance:
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