I've broke...

**lolintertubes** · 4th-November-2008

my damn foot! Went flying on my cunt last night and I managed to break it. In a cast for 6 weeks. I'm so gutted I have a grading for my Tawkwondo class soon and I don't know if it will be better.

Any tips for helping with the pain? Taking pain killers but it doesn't seem to be helping too much.

**Feckless** · 4th-November-2008

What was with your cunt?

Maybe she should stay on top next time....confusing.

**Marx** · 4th-November-2008

Went flying on my cunt last night and I managed to break it.

Now THAT does sounds painful.

**Percy** · 4th-November-2008

My sympathies are with you Loli. My old PT Corporal (Billy Steele, who played rugger for Scotland) used to look down at me when I was straining in agony on the floor and say, 'Come along, Sir, It's only pain".

I have to summon up his voice from the depths of my memory several times a day, these days.

**lolintertubes** · 4th-November-2008

Thanks Percy at least you knew what I meant!

Sorry Feck cunt is a slang term over here for you bum.

I suppose on the bright side I have an excuse for being lazy now.

When I fell my teacher told me to get up and work through it, He said it was "conditioning". Truth be told I thought it was only a sprain until I saw the snapped bone on the x-ray.

God I can't get images of broken vaginas out my head now. Thanks guys!

**Feckless** · 4th-November-2008

Thanks? What should I say? My first impression was that you landed somehow on your girlfriend breaking your Willy with a loud SNAP voice. Then I thought you injured yourself while having sex and I wondered why does he call his girlfriend cunt. Men.....stupid slangs.

**lolintertubes** · 4th-November-2008

Quote from Feckless

Thanks? What should I say? My first impression was that you landed somehow on your girlfriend breaking your Willy with a loud SNAP voice. Then I thought you injured yourself while having sex and I wondered why does he call his girlfriend cunt. Men.....stupid slangs.

Ouch! I'm glad it was just my foot and not my willy! I keep forgetting that not everyone speaks the same as me. I try and not use slang but it sometimes just comes out.

**Marx** · 4th-November-2008

I've never hear of 'cunt' being used in place of bottom?

**Feckless** · 4th-November-2008

So what did you think he meant?

**Marx** · 4th-November-2008

Well I was stumped!!!

**Feckless** · 4th-November-2008

Seems like lolintertubes is using his very own slang....but it´s okay I´ve been accused of speaking Feckish before. Guilty I´d say (at least in German)