I would run as a libertarian
first thing I would do is pull our troops out of Iraq and the middle east, give israel a shitload of guns and resign from the UN and deport all UN reps
second I would revoke nafta and pass a law providing for the immediate confiscation and dissoloution of any company found to be knoingly employing border jumpers
then I would revoke any and all federal gun control laws and cut off fed funding to any states that placed restrictions on the second amendment, and abolish the DEA and ATF
then I would revoke the fed marijauna laws and encourage industrial hemp production and use of hemp as a fuel
then I would hire a bunch of fine sistas as inters, drink beer and smoke weed with em on the front porch aand make all of em walk funny

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I would run as a libertarian
first thing I would do is pull our troops out of Iraq and the middle east, give israel a shitload of guns and resign from the UN and deport all UN reps
second I would revoke nafta and pass a law providing for the immediate confiscation and dissoloution of any company found to be knoingly employing border jumpers
then I would revoke any and all federal gun control laws and cut off fed funding to any states that placed restrictions on the second amendment, and abolish the DEA and ATF
then I would revoke the fed marijauna laws and encourage industrial hemp production and use of hemp as a fuel
then I would hire a bunch of fine sistas as inters, drink beer and smoke weed with em on the front porch aand make all of em walk funny

i would love to be part of the tptm campaign trail and promoter

ok you are my karl rove then

the VP is open to whomever can get me ametric ton of hindu kush or a threesome with pam grier and condi rice

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the VP is open to whomever can get me ametric ton of hindu kush or a threesome with pam grier and condi rice

pam grier would be like going to bed with a bag of deer racks-lol

oops-thought u were talkin bout the pam grier that starred in "mork and mindy"

naw I'm talkin about pam grier from "foxy brown" and "coffy"

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naw I'm talkin about pam grier from "foxy brown" and "coffy"

ok. foursome sounds interesting then-lol

meet my two personal assistants on the campaign trail


and here is the campaign vehicle


and here is my security detail

I would completely equalize wages for males and females, and then I would have support groups established for sexist, racist, hateful, etc, people.

naw you will lose misreably agianst me
nobody in this thread should even bohter expressing their ideas as I have laid out the ultimate platform

plus its time for america to have a tire swing on the front lawn of the white house

If I were president. I would work to get rid of the following.

1 Male Biased laws.
2 Reform family law.
3 Get rid of the ATF.
4 Get rid of women's studies programs at universities.

There is more I would get rid of but that is a sample.

I would work to intitute new laws.

1 Gun control would change to mean control your own guns.
2 Selective service wouldn't be selective of gender.
3 Women would be forced into combat roles for a trial period but the ones who were wounded would have to go through the same BS that men do.
4 Children would have a right to a father {their birth father}
5 And I would use proper education as a deterent to crime and build more schools instead of prisons.
6 People {all people} would be responsible for their own actions and the excuse of men made her do it would not fly.
7 I would initiate a United Caucasion college fund a United mens college fund and anyone who opposed them would be told to shut the hell up in a letter with the presidential seal on it.

Again this is just a sample of what I would work for.

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If I were president. I would work to get rid of the following.

1 Male Biased laws.
2 Reform family law.
3 Get rid of the ATF.
4 Get rid of women's studies programs at universities.

There is more I would get rid of but that is a sample.

I would work to intitute new laws.

1 Gun control would change to mean control your own guns.
2 Selective service wouldn't be selective of gender.
3 Women would be forced into combat roles for a trial period but the ones who were wounded would have to go through the same BS that men do.
4 Children would have a right to a father {their birth father}
5 And I would use proper education as a deterent to crime and build more schools instead of prisons.
6 People {all people} would be responsible for their own actions and the excuse of men made her do it would not fly.
7 I would initiate a United Caucasion college fund a United mens college fund and anyone who opposed them would be told to shut the hell up in a letter with the presidential seal on it.

Again this is just a sample of what I would work for.

excellent sample!