Ho, ho, ho. Davey.

Mind you, if someone were to set up a new website, a blog perhaps, as the Harriet Harman Fan Club, I am sure some kindly folk would contribute some effusive praise pointing out each instance of her laying into men as they richly deserve and demanding her immediate action to hang some random chap.

Letters of approval for her every utterance condemning men for this wicked act or that; for the statisticoids that flow from her tongue like sweet nectar for feminists everywhere, and cheering her on; for every imaginative whipping she gives and her threats of mayhem.

Yes, I am sure she would find many right here who would join in with hypobolic praises, alerting all her mini-fan women acolytes, including lady priests in the Church of England, to opportunities to strut their stuff too, and no doubt adding to the flow of "Ugly Truth" until even the ArchBishop of Canterbury thinks it is all a bit over the top and MPs are frightened of her powerful presence.

And I am sure we could add to it with panache, even admiting to wicked acts such as raising an eyebrow at a wife here or lustfully gazing at a waitress's ankle there and seeking her blessing to make us wholesome again. Perhaps some brave soul could 'inform' on people living in their local area - name and shame a local councillor perhaps - who have been known to shout at their wives across a crowded street causing her embarrassment or, heaven forbid, opening a door for her in an oppressive, patronising, 'Patriarchal' (ugh!) manner, belittling her CEO status as Home Goddess.

We might even demand she takes her rightful place as Prime Minister, extolling the virtues of her womanly nature with its empathy and fair treatment of all, equally, and so much better than a man could, expecially a Scotsman. And organise a petition to Gordon that he step down in her favour.

I am sure that faced with such evidence of her overwhelming popularity and support he would do the right thing.

Oh, Percy - you really do make me !!!!

To all of you guys out there beyond the wavebeat shores of Brown's Britannia - you should thank the Heavens Above that you are beyond the reach of Batty Hattie Harridan Harm-a-Man Harman!!!

Did you know that this deranged woman holds the record for the number of ocasions in the British Parliament on which she had to stand up at the despatch desk in the House of Commons and apologise for presenting incorrect information or inaccurate statistics during previous speeches or statements she had made to the House?

She is now quite notorious for not undertaking sufficient research beforehand - she quite plainly can't be bothered to ensure that everything she says to the Commons is absolutely watertight factually, that all her facts are just as she claims them to be!

The same was true of the former Home Secretary - - Jacqui Smith - another female - who also had to retract some of her pronouncements in the chamber. She is no longer the Home Secretary - she was replaced by a male - in reality, though it was skilfully covered up and not broadcast too loudly, Smith was declared "not fit for purposes". On top of that she screwed the tax payers out of £116,000 in the recent expenses scams among our elected respresentatives at Westminster. As expected, when all her wrong-doings were made public she maintained she was "entirely innocent" and the fact that she had claimed refunds on some pornographic DVDs "for use by her husband" was "all a mistake". Incredibly this woman Smith was not forced to repay this whacking great sum of money for reasons which are still a mystery - there are obviously quite a few pussy licking manginas knocking about the hallowed halls of Westminster!

But one thing is for sure.....this will be guaranteed - Smith will sure as hell be arse kicked out of her Parliamentary seat of Redditch (Worcestershire) in the General Election in the spring.

Anyway, snuff about Smith.......back to bitchface Harm-a-Man Harman.....Man Hater Extraordinaire.......the following snippet is an extract from Andrew Pierce's "Comment" column in today's "Daily Telegraph" 27/10/09:

***Harriet Harman, one of the architects of our excessive obsession with equality, makes frequent appearances in my column. Which is why, I suppose, a reader suggested that I should type her name into Google. Up pops an advertisement that says: "Harriet Harman – the best advert for male-only leadership there is." I couldn't agree more!***

And neither can the majority of MEN in the United Kingdom!

Let's try it guys - Google the name "Harriet Harman" and see what happens....

Oh, Percy - you really do make me !!!!
Ledburian

I do my bit, Led, mate.

maybe they should trick her into saying her name backwards and she would disappear up her own buthole like


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