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    Funniest joke ever...really

    Men are a like a deck of cards:

    You need a :ah: to love them with.
    A :ad:to take from them.
    A :ac:to beat them with.
    And a :as:to bury the bastards.

    [sarc]Yep, I nearly wet myself laughing.[/sarc]
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    Re: Funniest joke ever...really

    A mother of one boy & three girls just made this joke in my company. Her son was also in earshot. In fact, he wanted to tell it - he thought it was hilarious.
    So, after he told it a second time, I enquired with him:

    ME: This style
    HIM: This style

    What will you be in a few years?
    I don't know...?
    Well, you're a boy now - what will you be in a few more years?
    Ohhh I'll be a MMMMAAAAAANNNNNNNN! (playfully flexing his nonexistant biceps)
    Yeah - will that joke still be funny to you - what does it say about you?
    It says that women don't like me, and I'll die early - but who cares...


    Point - set - match.
    The kid thinks it's funny now. But, I'm hoping in a couple or so years, he'll think about this and it will start dawning on him... slowly, but surely.
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    Re: Funniest joke ever...really

    Woah.....

    That's even worse than I was at his age I think.

    I was idealistic enough to think that women liked nice guys.

    ha....hehehehehhehehheh....hmmmmm


 

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