'Black' Humour
This is a discussion on 'Black' Humour within the Chit chat (MAIN) anti misandry forums, part of the Introduction to anti misandry category; Preface: As a result of my travels and where I now live I'm in contact with a wide but odd ...
- 2nd-May-2007 #1
'Black' Humour
Preface: As a result of my travels and where I now live I'm in contact with a wide but odd assortment of western men from around the world. Most are not well versed or even interested in the tactics of marxist-feminism. The network usually just exchanges jokes, porn and anything related to beer. I recommend this site to all but only two have briefly dropped by.
But this doesn't mean they're stupid or don't understand what's going on. The examples below are from Australia.
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE from J&B
Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday I'll be so glad that this is my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
So I called my baby girl to come to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo mommas house and tell her this is the last check she ever gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on her face."
So, my baby girl takes the check over to her momma. I'm anxious to hear what she say, and about the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walked through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
Three Men and their Wives from Seven
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada and he bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl and he boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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- 2nd-May-2007 #2
'Black' Humour
Preface: As a result of my travels and where I now live I'm in contact with a wide but odd assortment of western men from around the world. Most are not well versed or even interested in the tactics of marxist-feminism. The network usually just exchanges jokes, porn and anything related to beer. I recommend this site to all but only two have briefly dropped by.
But this doesn't mean they're stupid or don't understand what's going on. The examples below are from Australia.
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE from J&B
Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday I'll be so glad that this is my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
So I called my baby girl to come to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo mommas house and tell her this is the last check she ever gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on her face."
So, my baby girl takes the check over to her momma. I'm anxious to hear what she say, and about the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walked through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
Three Men and their Wives from Seven
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada and he bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl and he boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
- 2nd-May-2007 #3
'Black' Humour
Preface: As a result of my travels and where I now live I'm in contact with a wide but odd assortment of western men from around the world. Most are not well versed or even interested in the tactics of marxist-feminism. The network usually just exchanges jokes, porn and anything related to beer. I recommend this site to all but only two have briefly dropped by.
But this doesn't mean they're stupid or don't understand what's going on. The examples below are from Australia.
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE from J&B
Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday I'll be so glad that this is my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
So I called my baby girl to come to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo mommas house and tell her this is the last check she ever gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on her face."
So, my baby girl takes the check over to her momma. I'm anxious to hear what she say, and about the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walked through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
Three Men and their Wives from Seven
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada and he bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl and he boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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Re: 'Black' Humour
I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Re: 'Black' Humour
I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
Oh wait, the joke is on men, so hurting kids doesn't matter, right?►My blog / Your Blog
►Generic Rules
►FaceBook App
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Re: 'Black' Humour
I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
Oh wait, the joke is on men, so hurting kids doesn't matter, right?►My blog / Your Blog
►Generic Rules
►FaceBook App
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
- 2nd-May-2007 #7
Re: 'Black' Humour
Quite so Marx!I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
Oh wait, the joke is on men, so hurting kids doesn't matter, right?
Baby girl is merely a pawn. In the story she's simply a go-between. She has no feelings. She just relays messages.
Her non-biological 'father' supported her for 18 years and she suddenly understands that her mother is guilty of gross fraud and rampant selfish opportunism, but she's still impartial.
Nooo effin way!!! A Dad's a Dad for all that. The worst excesses of P.A.S. can be heaped upon kids, but they'll never forget the smiling benevolent face of the father-figure that loves them, be they sons or daughters, genetic offspring or not!
'Black' humour is very interesting. It's a game akin to ancient folk-wisdom. Tell a story around the campfire and await the response. That way you learn who your friends are.
- 2nd-May-2007 #8
Re: 'Black' Humour
Quite so Marx!I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
Oh wait, the joke is on men, so hurting kids doesn't matter, right?
Baby girl is merely a pawn. In the story she's simply a go-between. She has no feelings. She just relays messages.
Her non-biological 'father' supported her for 18 years and she suddenly understands that her mother is guilty of gross fraud and rampant selfish opportunism, but she's still impartial.
Nooo effin way!!! A Dad's a Dad for all that. The worst excesses of P.A.S. can be heaped upon kids, but they'll never forget the smiling benevolent face of the father-figure that loves them, be they sons or daughters, genetic offspring or not!
'Black' humour is very interesting. It's a game akin to ancient folk-wisdom. Tell a story around the campfire and await the response. That way you learn who your friends are.
- 2nd-May-2007 #9
Re: 'Black' Humour
Quite so Marx!I've heard the 2nd joke before, but I actually heard it reversed, where women were discussing the men making them do chores, and the last woman explains how she can now see again...
The first joke, however, is surely - in the eyes of feminists - hurting the children? Right?
Oh wait, the joke is on men, so hurting kids doesn't matter, right?
Baby girl is merely a pawn. In the story she's simply a go-between. She has no feelings. She just relays messages.
Her non-biological 'father' supported her for 18 years and she suddenly understands that her mother is guilty of gross fraud and rampant selfish opportunism, but she's still impartial.
Nooo effin way!!! A Dad's a Dad for all that. The worst excesses of P.A.S. can be heaped upon kids, but they'll never forget the smiling benevolent face of the father-figure that loves them, be they sons or daughters, genetic offspring or not!
'Black' humour is very interesting. It's a game akin to ancient folk-wisdom. Tell a story around the campfire and await the response. That way you learn who your friends are.
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