I got a question, which has burned within my mind now for 20 years. I don't think I'll ever answer it in my own, and so I doubt you can either. Maybe I'm wrong. If you want to take a shot at it, I would be eternally grateful. It sure would allow me to recoup lost sleep at night. Here's my question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Good luck, my friend!