Dear Ask Drex,

Why are you such a kaka-poopie-face?



TMOTS

Dear Drex,

is there something wrong with me? You see, I like to webwank. A lot. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Is this normal? Or is there something wrong with me? And can my hands wither from it?

Sincerely,

Rebadow

Dear Ask Drex,

I am a tall man and large attributes. Whenever I am walking, I step on my penis. I have tried coiling it up but it makes my ass look big. I have even thought of penile-reduction but am scared that my woman may not appreciate me anymore.... What can I do about this?



TMOTS

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Dear Ask Drex,

I am a tall man and large attributes. Whenever I am walking, I step on my penis. I have tried coiling it up but it makes my ass look big. I have even thought of penile-reduction but am scared that my woman may not appreciate me anymore.... What can I do about this?



TMOTS

.................just look at mine and you will feel sufficiently inferior

mine's so big when I take a piss in oklahoma, the mississipi river turns yellow

Hey Drex a couple of questions for you.

1: Do you think it is morally right for a man to use what ever force he deems nessacry to defend himself for a women who is attacking him?

2o you think with the incress of women sexualy mutilating men that men should return the favour?

3o you think that the sittuation will get so bad between men and women that there will be an armed conflict between men and women, if so who you think will win and what crouse of action do you think men should take in the armed conflect?

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Dear Ask Drex,

I am a tall man and large attributes. Whenever I am walking, I step on my penis. I have tried coiling it up but it makes my ass look big. I have even thought of penile-reduction but am scared that my woman may not appreciate me anymore.... What can I do about this?



TMOTS

Let's get serious for a minute...believe it or not, there are men who have penises that are TOO BIG. And because of that, they can't get women to stick it out with them re: a relationship.

One of my friends had that problem, and you know, they don't have penis reduction operations AFAIK. He had three girlfriends break up with him because they said his dick was "too painful". I advised him to acquire a taste for African-American women, since they seem to say they prefer larger dicks.

Oh, and Drex....double D doesn't mean a thing if they ain't perky! A woman can be double D and have boobs like two tube socks filled with nickels (shillings, for you!)

I can see you are having the mickey taken out of you on this Drex.

But I understand the serious side. I too have things that need to be done.

I suppose all one can say is, "Good try"

I remember a board being asked recently if it wanted to go mainstream with the idea that they could get the word out more. It is full of active mra. The end decision became 'NO' because they felt it would lose the intimacy with many of the men who have been working in the mra for up to 10 years. Also, they felt that it would get lost with too many threads and very little would get done.

A 'Dear Drex' blog might not go astray.

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I can see you are having the mickey taken out of you on this Drex.

But I understand the serious side. I too have things that need to be done.

I suppose all one can say is, "Good try"

I remember a board being asked recently if it wanted to go mainstream with the idea that they could get the word out more. It is full of active mra. The end decision became 'NO' because they felt it would lose the intimacy with many of the men who have been working in the mra for up to 10 years. Also, they felt that it would get lost with too many threads and very little would get done.

A 'Dear Drex' blog might not go astray.

He could be the Dear Abby of the men's movement! (or is it Agony Aunt?)

I took his "Ask Drex" topic name and the post to be somewhat jokingly! Was I wrong? I was adding to the levity... or so I thought!

If I was wrong Drex, let me know. Due to the fact that I was the first to set the silly tone....

TMOTS

I think it's great that we have access to Drexian wisdom, without the usual pilgrimege up a mountain side. As you are somewhat knowledgeable about women, I would ask you the age old question that women say we men 'cannot' answer: What is it that women want?

I'm all goosebumps now. I hope this advice center is 24/7?

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Dear Ask Drex,

Why are you such a kaka-poopie-face?



TMOTS

Good question TMOTS and probably one that has been on the lips of many folk for a long time..

Speaking of lips, I have just been dealing with a woman on the phone who usually has a face like a plate of sick with lips, except when she is getting the "main medication".. Then she looks quite sweet..

Still, never judge a woman by her performance on the job, many a man has been tricked into a false sense of security by that!!

Me in particular..

Well, I guess my turdish good looks are a product of genetic accident. My father always said when folk commented on his simian looks and knuckles that dragged on the floor when he walked..

"You cant insult me more than nature already has.."

Then again, I suppose nurture has its play too..

A series of bad accidents on bikes, punchings/spearings in the face from folk who object to my happy smiling face..

Indeed, I was once speared in the eye with a stick and attempts where made to force me off a cliff, I think I had walked in on a gangs "turf" on bonfire night..

But, I think the main reason must be..

"women!!".. ARGHHH!!!

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Dear Drex,

is there something wrong with me? You see, I like to webwank. A lot. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Is this normal? Or is there something wrong with me? And can my hands wither from it?

Sincerely,

Rebadow

No, its actually quite healthy in moderation, I would say no more than 50 hours at a stretch, which is my my personal best, while trying to advance my reputation on Grand Theft Auto San Andreas..

One of lifes requirements is "escapism", and a bit of knuckle shuffling is often involved..

Whether its playing video games constantly or surfing the net, you can be sure that while perusing threads on antimis or waiting for new posts, their is something that your hands can be doing..

I have noted that one can get "pacman finger" and other such minor disorders, cramps etc..

But, be careful with the beef basoon, it was not designed for 3 day marathons of self abuse, excess tusk polishing can leave a gent in a psychotic stupor.. I reccomend "pacing yourself.." Dont try to ratlle off more than 1 per hour.. thats a 24 a day max if you prefer..

If you are the more intense type, then 4 per hour is fine, any more and you risk a chain reaction in the dopamine regions, hyper pleasure, mania, and hospitalisation under the mental health act..

8 in one hour is my personal best, (6 in 15 mins!!, the last 2 where just for the record!!)..

Yes, it can be "risky" in excess, but, stick to the guidelines and you should be safe from "Drex syndrome"..

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while trying to advance my reputation on Grand Theft Auto San Andreas..

It's just like you, to play such a decadent game. I've been replaying Half-Life 2: Episode 2 tonight. More uplifting. Except those scenes where you are expected to set zombies on fire and hear them scream in agony. Of course you can also put them out of their misery quickly, but that costs ammo :-)

I don't know, by the way, how I've ever gone through life without a gravity gun. Everybody should have one.

Now I'm off in my 1969 Dodge Charger.

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He could be the Dear Abby of the men's movement! (or is it Agony Aunt?)

That's not a bad call. I was thinking about the name, 'DOCTOR DREX" Has a catchy ring to it. (at least he has a masters in masturbation, lol)

Angry Harry says women could be attacking the education system over boys and education and I just know we can do that.

I can't remember who said, "I am not doing business with a bank who does not have 50% male staff and I will only be served by a male waiter" but I agree this is a good thing.

If the western world is afraid of women lobbying then let's show them what we think. There is another mother here with a young child and a baby on the way and then there is another who has a young child and is unhappy about the drugging of the boys.

Well, I am furious that they are drugging our sons. A what makes me madder is that they are doing it in the name of rights for me/us/women.

Having men's support of the women's work for rights for men is only just plain PERFECT. Who better to steer us. They know far more than we do when it comes to what's in the best interest of our sons.