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    Male Friendly Entertainment

    The purpose of this thread is to provide a useful list with male friendly entertainment. Anybody can post a movie or game title. They will be added to this first, top post here.

    If someone disagrees that i.e. a movie is not male friendly then you need to say why and it will be decided to either remove the title from the list or keep it.

    When you post a movie or game title, please state the name, year it was released and genre. Games with barely a story don't count.

    Last Updated: September 19th 2007.

    Male Friendly Movies:

    Transformers: The Movie, Genre: Animation / Action / Sci-Fi, Release date: 8 August 1986
    Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Genre: Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller, Release date: 1991
    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1999
    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 2002.
    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 2005
    Star Wars IV: A New Hope, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1977
    Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1980
    Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, Genre: Action / Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1983
    Ben-Hur, Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 1959
    Gladiator, Genre: Genre:Action / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 2000
    Flight of the Phoenix, Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 15 December 1965
    Braveheart, Release date: 1995, Genre: Action / Biography / Drama / Romance / War
    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy, Release Date: 2001
    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy, Release Date: 2002
    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Release Date: 2003
    Rambo: First Blood, Genre: Drama / Action / Thriller, Release Date: 1982
    Rambo: First Blood Part II, Genre: Drama / Action / Thriller, Release Date: 1985
    Rambo III, Genre: Drama / Action / Thriller, Release Date: 1988
    The Last Samurai, Genre: Genre:Action / Adventure / Drama / War, Release Date: 2003
    Stargate, Genre: Fantasy / Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1994
    Top Gun, Genre:Action / Drama / Romance, Release Date: 1986
    Fight Club Genre: Action / Drama / Thriller, Release Date: 1999
    Karate Kid, Genre: Action / Drama / Family / Sport, Release Date: 1984
    Platoon, Genre: Action / Drama / War, Release Date: 1986
    Full Metal Jacket, Genre: Action / Drama / Thriller / War, Release Date: 1987
    Saving Private Ryan, Genre: Action / Drama / War, Release Date: 1998
    Rocky, Genre: Action / Drama / Romance / Sport, Release Date: 1976
    Superman, Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1978
    Spider-Man, Genre: Action / Fantasy / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 2002
    Spider-Man 2, Genre: Action / Crime / Drama / Fantasy / Romance / Sci-Fi / Thriller, Release Date: 2004
    Batman, Genre: Action / Crime / Fantasy / Thriller, Release Date: 1989
    Dune, Genre: Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi / Fantasy, Release Date: 1984
    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller, Release Date: 1981
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller, Release Date: 1984
    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller, Release Date: 1989
    Tron, genre: computer animation / sci-fi / adventure, release date: 1982
    The Last Starfighter, genre: computer animation / sci-fi / adventure, release date: 1984
    Conan, genre: fantasy / action / adventure, release date: 1982
    Blade Runner, genre: sci-fi / noir, release date: 1982
    Predator, genre: sci-fi / action / adventure, release date: 1987
    Krull, genre: fantasy / action / adventure, release date: 1983
    Westworld, genre: sci-fi / western / adventure, release date: 1973
    A Fistfull of Dollars, genre: western, release date: 1964
    For a Few Dollars More, genre: western, release date: 1965
    The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, genre: western, release date: 1966
    John Carpenter's: The Thing, genre: horror / sci-fi, release date: 1982
    Night of the Living Dead, genre: horror, release date: 1968
    Tremors, genre: comedy / sci-fi, release date: 1990
    Quigley Down Under, genre: western / adventure, release date: 1990
    Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann, genre: sci-fi / western / adventure, release date: 1982
    Soldier, genre: sci-fi / war, release date: 1998
    Dog Soldiers, genre: sci-fi / war, release date: 2002
    Nate and Hayes, genre: action / adventure, release date: 1983
    Count of Monte Cristo, The, Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 2002
    Magnificent Seven, The, Genre: Western / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 1960
    Rocky Balboa, Genre: Action / Drama / Sport, Release Date: 2006
    Rudy, Genre: Biography / Drama / Sport, Release Date: 1993
    The Lion King, Genre: Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Family / Musical, Release Date: 1994
    Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama / Romance, Release Date: 1991
    Aladdin, Genre: Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Musical, Release Date: 1992
    The Hunt for Red October, Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller, Release Date: 1990
    Boondock Saints, Genre: crime / action / thriller, Release Date: 1999
    K-19: The Widowmaker, Genre: war / action / thriller, Release Date: 2002
    Wallenberg: A Hero's Story, genre: war / action / miniseries, Release Date: 1985
    Bullit, Genre: police / action / thriller, Release Date: 1968
    Kramer vs. Kramer, Genre: Drama, Release Date: 1979
    Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World, Genre: Action / Adventure, Release date: 2003
    Cool Hand Luke, Genre: Drama, Release Date: 1967
    Russia House, Genre: Drama/Thriller, Release Date: 1990
    High Noon, Genre: Thriller/Western, Release Date: 1952
    Gettysburg, Genre: Drama/History/War, Release Date: 1993
    Where Eagles Dare, Genre: Action/Adventure/Drama/War, Release Date: 1968
    Evil Dead, Genre: Horror, Release date: 1981
    Army of Darkness Genre: Action/Horror/Comedy, Release date: 1992
    Crimson Tide, Genre: Action/Drama/Thriller, Release date: 1995
    Snatch, Genre: Comedy/Crime/Thriller, Release date: 2000
    13th Warrior, Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy, Release date: 1999
    Unforgiven, Genre: Drama/Western, Release date: 1992
    Run Silent Run Deep, Genre: War / Action / Drama, Release Date: 1958

    Male Friendly TV-Series:

    Battlestar Galactica (original), Genre: Genre: Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure, Release Date: 1978-1979
    The A-Team, Genre: Genre: Action / Comedy / Drama / War, Release Date: 1983-1987
    Star Trek, Genre: Sci-Fi / Adventure, Release Date: 1966-1969
    Transformers: Generation 1, Genre: Action / Fantasy / Animation / Sci-Fi / Thriller, Release Date: 1984-1987
    Beast Wars: Transformers, Genre: Action / Fantasy / Animation / Sci-Fi / Thriller, Release Date: 1996-1999
    He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Genre: Animation / Action / Family / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1983-1985
    MacGyver, Genre: Action / Adventure, Release Date: 1985
    G.I. Joe, Genre: Action / Animation, Release Date: 1985-1986
    Knight Rider Genre: Action / Crime / Sci-Fi, Release Date: 1982-1986
    Airwolf Genre: Action / Adventure Release Date: 1984-1986
    The Cosby Show, Genre: Comedy / Family, Release Date: 1984-1992
    Johnny Quest, genre: animation / action / adventure, release date: 1964
    Speed Racer, genre: animation / action / adventure, release date: 1967
    Kimba the White Lion, genre: animation / adventure, release date: 1965
    Shogun, Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama, Release Date: 1980
    Band of Brothers, Genre: Adventure/Drama/History/War, Release date: 2001
    Married with Children, Genre: Comedy, Release date: 1987-1997
    Beavis and Butt-Head, Genre: Animation, Comedy, Release date: 1993-1997

    Male Friendly Games:

    Half-Life, Genre: First-person shooter, Release date PC: November 19, 1998, PlayStation 2: November 15, 2001
    Half-Life 2, Genre: First-person shooter, Release date(s) NA November 16, 2004 (Win), November 15, 2005 (Xbox), October 6, 2007 (PS3, X360)
    StarCraft, Genre: Real Time Strategy, Release date Windows (PC): 1998, Nintendo 64: 2000
    Diablo, Genre: Hack and slash, (PC) (Mac) 1996, (PS) 1998
    Diablo II, Genre: Hack and slash, Release Date: PC Mac 2000,
    Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Genre: Real Time Strategy, PC, Mac OS 1995, Saturn, PlayStation 1997
    Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos. Genre: Real Time Strategy, Release Date 2002
    World of Warcraft, Genre: Fantasy MMORPG, PC 2004,
    God of War, Genre: Hack and slash, Action adventure, Release Date: Playstation 2: 2005
    God of War II, Genre: Hack and slash, Genre: Hack and slash, Action adventure, Release Date: Playstation 2: 2007.
    Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Genre: Stealth action, Release Date: PlayStation 2: 2001, Xbox: 2002, PC Microsoft Windows: 2003
    Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Genre: Stealth action, Release Date Playstation 2: 2004
    The Secret of Monkey Island, Genre: Adventure, Release Date: PC 1990
    Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, Genre: Adventure, Release Date: PC 1991
    The Curse of Monkey Island, Genre: Adventure, Release Date: PC 1997
    System Shock, Genre: First-person shooter, Adventure, Action RPG, Survival horror, Release Date: PC 1994
    Bioshock, Genre: First-person shooter, Adventure, Action RPG, Survival horror, Release Date: PC Xbox360 2007
    Legend of Zelda (series), Genre: Action, Adventure
    Mario Bros. (series), Genre: Action, Adventure, platform game
    Shadow of the Beast, genre: side-scroll / adventure, release date: 1989
    Another World, genre: side-scroll / sci-fi / adventure, release date: 1991
    It Came From the Desert, genre: sci-fi / action, release date: 1989
    Thief (series), Genre: First Person Sneaker
    Stronghold, Genre: Historic Real-Time Strategy, release date: PC 2001
    Total War (series), Historic Real-Time Strategy
    Duke Nukem 3D, Genre: First-person shooter, Release Date: PC 1996
    DOOM (series), Genre: First-person shooter
    Quake 2, Genre: First-person shooter, Release Date: PC 1997
    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Genre: RPG, Release Date: PC Xbox 2003
    Homeworld (series), Genre: Real-time strategy, Space simulation
    Max Payne (series), Genre: Third-person shooter
    Ratchet & Clank (series), Genre: 3D platformer
    Baldur's Gate (series),Genre: Role-Playing Game
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Genre: RPG, Release Date: PC Xbox 2006, Playstation 3 2007

    Male Friendly Books:

    Blood Meridian: Or the Evening Redness in the West, Genre: Fiction / Westerns, Author: Cormac McCarthy, Release Date: 1992
    All the Pretty Horses, Genre: Fiction, Author: Cormac McCarthy, Release Date: 1993
    No Country for Old Men. Genre: Literary, Author: Cormac McCarthy, Release Date: 2006
    The Road. Genre: Science Fiction / Action / Adventure, Author: Cormac McCarthy, Release Date: 2007
    Cannery Row, Genre: Novel, Author: John Steinbeck, Release Date: 1993
    The Power and the Glory, Genre: thriller, Author: Graham Greene, Release Date: 2003
    All the King's Men, Genre: Political fiction, Author: Robert Penn Warren, Release Date: 1946

    Male Friendly Television Channels

    The History Channel
    Discovery Channel

    Please check out this website Men's Movie Guide http://www.mensmovieguide.com for more movie titles with reviews. I'll add more movie titles from that website soon.
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    Re: Male Friendly Entertainment, useful list

    Movies:

    Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
    Genre: Action/Adventure Release date: 2003
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    Re: Male Friendly Entertainment, useful list

    Jeez, you just posted a list of almost all my favorite movies!

    BTW TRON was one of my husband's favorites...in fact, he uses the handle TRON on the internet a lot.
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    Re: Male Friendly Entertainment, useful list

    Some of my favorites here too.
    I'll add some more:

    Movie: Hero Genre: Action/Martial Arts/Historical/Drama, release date 2002 (China)

    Television channels: The History Channel, The Discovery Channel

    Game: Baldur's Gate (series 1998-2001) role-playing games in a Dungeons and Dragons setting

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    Gotta call you out on a few of those Tyrael....

    "Spiderman" was a complete pussy and a major wimp, personally found those movies quite nauseating..

    Battlestar Galatica was a favourite right up until they landed that bitch in as the main fighter pilot .....it became a laughable, feminised, politically correct, joke..

    Now, the old BG was great..

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    Did anyone ever see KRAMER VS KRAMER? Its old, from the 1980s I think...that movie really hit a nerve for my Dad, because it reminded him of the way my older sister dumped her 2 year old daughter onto my parents to raise, while she went out to "find myself" after her (first) husband left her.

    The movie angered me every time I watched it, but at least it shows that fathers care just as much if not more for their children, and are willing to fight for them. (warning: this film may be a severe emotional trigger for any men going through custody battles with exes.)

    Some Wikipedia info on the film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kramer_vs._Kramer
    Last edited by IronLady; 31st-August-2007 at 02:53 PM. Reason: add more info
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    Quote Quote from christianj View Post
    "Spiderman" was a complete pussy and a major wimp, personally found those movies quite nauseating..
    Well I thought Spiderman 2 wasn't bad. I heard Spiderman 3 is though. That's why only Spiderman 1 and 2 are listed.

    Quote Quote from christianj View Post
    Battlestar Galatica was a favourite right up until they landed that bitch in as the main fighter pilot .....it became a laughable, feminised, politically correct, joke..
    Yeah the 're-imagined' BSG, in other words feminized BSG is terrible. The original BSG was great, although I haven't seen much of it. If you read carefully you'll see that the list has the original BSG series.

    Battlestar Galactica, Genre: Genre: Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure, Release Date: 1978-1979
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    ~ A man needs a woman like a lion needs a stove. ~

    ~ Women deserve only equal opportunity, not equal outcomes. ~

    ~ Men are not collectively "guilty" of anything. ~

    ~ Never needing to be pregnant is a blessing. ~

    ~ Feminist ideology “men have to respect women, but women have no reason to respect men” ~

    ~ Everybody makes choices, and nobody should be entitled to special treatment because of those choices.
    Equal results based on unequal treatment amounts to no kind of equality at all. ~

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    I'd also recommend the Men's Movie Guide site. They trashed "300" for example because of its pandering to female viewers.
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    Quote Quote from bachelor tom View Post
    I'd also recommend the Men's Movie Guide site. They trashed "300" for example because of its pandering to female viewers.
    Got a link for that BT?? Cinemas in the Phils, at least the modern ones in the shopping malls are great $1 per seat and icy aircon - plus we get western films as soon as the west gets them. (Somebody here said that the big studios carefully time their worldwide release schedules).

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    My son and I had a disagreement while watching 300--I didn't like the part where he looked back at his wife before he knocked the black guys into the pit. To me, it made him seem like he had to get her permission.

    My son said he was just looking back to her to see what she thought.

    I just went to the website called the Men's Movie Guide, and I found a movie I started watching by accident on TV one day: Bend It Like Beckham. It didn't dawn on me that it would qualify as a "chick flick" but since its about girls, I guess so.

    Anyway, I was drawn to keep watching it because I related to some of the story (athletic girl wants to join soccer team, mother won't let her, father lets her, etc etc) Anyway, according to the Men's Movie Guide, this is the rare chick flick that does not portray men as the enemy, and makes men look good. NOW I know why it didn't offend me, even though it is a "chick flick"!
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    Quote Quote from Annette1313 View Post
    Did anyone ever see KRAMER VS KRAMER? Its old, from the 1980s I think...that movie really hit a nerve for my Dad, because it reminded him of the way my older sister dumped her 2 year old daughter onto my parents to raise, while she went out to "find myself" after her (first) husband left her.
    I added that one, a couple of other movies plus books and television channels. Thanks for the submissions.

    Quote Quote from myce View Post
    Movie: Hero Genre: Action/Martial Arts/Historical/Drama, release date 2002 (China)
    I'll make a additional list for non-english language movies.
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    ~ Feminism = Every bad thing any man has ever committed highlighted and exaggerated; every bit of good systematically undermined, vilified or ignored. ~

    ~ A man needs a woman like a lion needs a stove. ~

    ~ Women deserve only equal opportunity, not equal outcomes. ~

    ~ Men are not collectively "guilty" of anything. ~

    ~ Never needing to be pregnant is a blessing. ~

    ~ Feminist ideology “men have to respect women, but women have no reason to respect men” ~

    ~ Everybody makes choices, and nobody should be entitled to special treatment because of those choices.
    Equal results based on unequal treatment amounts to no kind of equality at all. ~

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    Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
    Genre: Action/Adventure Release date: 2003
    ACLAF


    ....AWESOME ADVENTURE!
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    Quote Quote from Dr David Banner View Post

    Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
    Genre: Action/Adventure Release date: 2003
    ACLAF


    ....AWESOME ADVENTURE!
    Got a copy of that and "Gladiator" sitting on my shelf. Both great movies..

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    I came across this site and read the review of 40 year old virgin. Really really good....enjoy:

    The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

    I knew it was going to be bad when it started off with one of those stupid movie ads from Target.

    Basically it was a montage of about ten minutes of women looking at themselves lovingly in various reflective surfaces. I know that the narcisism of the modern woman has nearly reached the point of inducing self-implosion, but this was just sickening. I wanted to crawl into my own vagina and suffocate to death. Where do I hand in my woman card?

    At least we were spared the movie tickets dot com ad, the one in which the slutty blond says to her date "what movie are you going to you stupid pathetic penis unit?" Usually I scream out "suck exhaust bitch!" at this ad.

    Anyway, the movie starts and sets up what an obvious "looser" the main character is for living without a woman. It shows him taking care of his health through exercise, making himself an undisturbed, balanced meal, admiring the results of years of devotion to his hobbies-- toy collecting, pewter figurine painting, and video games-- talking to his friends and neighbors then heading off to work on his bicycle.

    When you see this man you just have to wonder how he can stand enjoying the simple things in life without a materialistic harpy clutching at his pocket book and demanding expensive consumer items. I mean, WHAT A LOOSER! Seriously, he has aqua man figurines for chrissakes! That's a sure sign of a looser! (Being a divorced mom of three certainly isn't!)

    Anyway the other men at his workplace find out he's a virgin over a poker game. All of them are horrible caricatures of manhood, all of them intended to inspire some mixture of disgust, pity, horror and, of course, COMEDY! Because everyone knows stereotypes of men are funny! (They inspired me to think the writers were useless, bigoted dumb-fucks however.) They then conspire to get him laid.

    Various hilarious antics ensue, including a hair-raising ride with a drunken chick behind the wheel. One can only imagine the humor if it had been a man behind the wheel! Wait, that would have ended up being some sort of MADD inspired tv docu-drama with the man shot in harsh black and white, laughing like satan as he plowed into hospitals, retirement homes and flocks of little kiddies! It wouldn't have been funny at all, because we all know irresponsibility is only funny when women do it.

    There was one scene I thought had some promise, when the white guy (not the other white guy) told the virgin that he had left his ex girlfriend after she had cheated on him and that he regretted doing it. Wow, thought I, a sympathetic look at a man who's been jerked around by a woman. Needless to say, this little moment of hope was soon quashed when we discover the man is obsessive of his ex to the point of criminality.

    Then some stuff happens that I don't remember.

    And *then* the obessive white guy decides to get over his ex and become celibate. A wonderfully enlightening scene where white guy and other white guy discuss how not having sex with women makes a man gay.

    At some point virgin has finally found himself a girl. She's a grandmother and divorced mom of three. They decide to wait to have sex, because ridden-hard-like-seabiscuit's been burned by asshole men in the past.

    More stuff happens that I don't remember.

    Suddenly virgin is changing his life! He's now cooking for ridden-hard and her crotch-droppings, who are all varying degrees of charming and female! He's also selling off his precious toys and collectables to get a proper job as owner of some sort of ambiguous monetary enterprise. But all these changes are his choice of course. Ridden-hard would never preasure him into providing for her and her vaginal-fruit. And when he accuses her of changing his life she's innocent! Innocent! No woman would ever make a man provide for her! How dare he accuse her of that. Grr... mean virgin! MEAN!

    Now we're back in the bar after the misunderstanding between ridden-hard and virgin. Virgin's tired of being a virgin so he picks up a skank. (Is it just me or are all the sluts in this movie way too perky and healthy looking? As far as I can tell by the time a slut hits 21 she looks likes beef-jerky soaked in astrolube.)

    Skank ends up being too skanky for virgin, but not too skanky for other white guy who's into beastiality and takes over.

    Virgin goes home, only to find ridden-hard in his porn collection(or rather white guy's porn collection since he gave it to virgin). She accuses him of being a serial murderer and runs out. Wow. Ridden-hard didn't just betray herself as a drama queen and controlling psycho did she?

    Typically virgin races after ridden hard and nearly gets killed. Then he confesses to her he's a virgin. And she's so happy he's not a serial killer, he's just a virgin!

    At some point, but probably not this point, there's a scene where other white guy is "curing" white guy of his celibacy. White guy is saying he just wants to live a simple life without women. Other white guy proceeds to punch white guy repeatedly in the nuts till he decides to go out with a girl. Don't all men wish their friends were this caring?!?!?

    Then there's the final scene where virgin and ridden-hard get married. And virgin carries her up the stairs into her new hideous mcmansion (bought by selling off his old life.)

    The end.

    In conclusion what pissed me off most about this movie was the fact that none of the women were jerks. All of the men were. Even virgin acted like a big meany until he repented and married ridden-hard.

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