I have been saying this for years, women are just an emotional leotard most of the time. They scheme and plot constantly and now we see they are just emotional drones determined to give you misery and discontent on a permanent and constant ratio..

The more time you spend with them the more of a dose you're going to get..

Best to just spend occasional time with them and do not book in any permanence just to ensure you don't get emotional and financially screwed...

Women become smarter and nicer only for seven days of their monthly cycle

How can women be so different? A sweet and tender bunny can turn into a spiteful and irritable bitch without any apparent cause. Where is their common sense? What for are all these groundless suspicions and jealousy? These are typical questions men have been asking for ages. Even Nancy Meyers in her “What Women Want” did not give a clear explanation to this question. But now it is science that can answer. It turns out that sex hormones rule over women’s brain. The knowledge of biochemistry can easily predict women’s emotions.
Women become smarter and nicer only for seven days of their monthly cycle

The difference between male and female brains is not a secret to modern-day science: cerebral hemispheres function in different ways. Neurons - nerve cells in woman’s brain – are always active. These factors cause constant changes in perception and handling of information.
Scientists explained this fact through experimental results. They discovered that pregnant mice are much smarter than their non-pregnant companions. The animals become cleverer because their brain receives more estrogen, the female sex hormone.
“This hormone stimulates the growth of dendrites, neuron sprouts; and this, in its turn, improves cerebration,” Professor Craig H. Kinsley said.
The professor believed at first that the experiment held true only for animals. But his colleagues from York University of Toronto proved that estrogen positively influenced all mammalian female beings, especially human beings of female sex. The latter should not necessarily be pregnant to be wise: their quick-wittedness depends on the menstrual period.
The concentration of estrogen in female body grows in about ten days after the beginning of the menstrual period. As a result of this process women become smarter and nicer, but only for seven days. Men can quickly tell the difference between photographs of one and the same woman made in different monthly periods.
“On these days women are also prone to rivalry. Her senses including hearing, vision, smell, her skin sensitivity, logic and emotions can either worsen or intensify during menstruation,” Charles Crawford, a psychologist from Simon Fraser University says.
On the basis of these experiments scientists compiled a peculiar calendar, which men can use in their relations with the opposite sex. The only difficulty is that men should possess enough information about women whose behavior they want to predict.
From the first till the seventh day of the cycle:
Women experience slight problems with understanding other people and prefer to simply smile back. The ability to express thoughts weakens. Women become dreamy and emotional.
From the eighth to the fourteenth day:
Women grow wiser and prettier, but become emotionally unbalanced at the same time. They make scathing remarks about other women, but are favorably concerned with men.
From the fifteenth to the eighteenth day:
This is a period of extreme suspiciousness and jealousy. The organism demands more sex and scandals. Mental capacity decreases. Skin becomes more sensitive to caress.
From the nineteenth to the twenty-second day:
Mental capacity fades away. Problems with memory are possible. Women become extremely confiding. Their color sensing is quite OK: all presented bouquets of flowers would be appreciated.

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Friggin' MICE !

Its always friggin' mice, ain't it. There have been so much stuff about men and women based on friggin' mice droppings. These soddin' mice even have communications skill differences. Female mice read the Guardian better and talk all the friggin' time. Female mice have three times as many sqeaks as male mice. And do they ever squeak! And they multi-task. They can eat grass and scratch their arses at the same time. They'll be in fighter planes next.

Friggin' Pravda!

It is a well-known fact that mice behave precisely the same as humans in all regards..



I also though the female menstraul cycle has 28 days, not 22..

It also seems clear from the study that, women are basically shit all the way through the month, so its a matter of what flavour shit does sir wish to eat today? Rather than how to avoid shitty womens attitudes..

As far as i am concerned, women on the rag are not much use for shagging, but that is self evident..

As Cj states, women are designed to simply fuck mens minds over a smuch as possible with their crappy emotions..

Hmm..the eighth to the fourteenth day. I will remember that one.

'nuff said.

Quotes from BRAIN SEX: The real difference between men and women
by Anne Moir, Ph.D. and David Jessel.
Dell Publishing (paperback), New York, 1992.


A hundred years ago, the observation that men were different from women, in a whole range of aptitudes, skills, and abilities, would have been a leaden truism, a statement of the yawningly obvious. Such a remark, uttered today, would evoke very different reactions. Said by a man, it would suggest a certain social ineptitude, a naivete in matters of sexual politics, a sad deficiency in conventional wisdom, or a clumsy attempt to be provacative. A woman venturing such an opinion would be scorned as a traitor to her sex, betraying the hard-fought "victories" of recent decades as women have sought equality of status, opportunity and respect.

Yet the truth is that virtually every professional scientist and researcher into the subject has concluded that the brains of men and women are different. There has seldom been a greater divide between what intelligent, enlightened opinion presumes - that men and women have the same brain - and what science knows - that they do not.

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Recent decades have witnessed two contradictory processes: the development of scientific research into the differences between the sexes, and the political denial that such differences exist. These two intellectual currents are, understandably, not on speaking terms. Science knows it dabbles in matters of sexual difference at its risk: at least one researcher into the field of gender differences was refused a grant on the grounds that "this work ought not be done".

http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/brainsx.html

Seems like a whole lot of time and effort into scientific research simply to prove what people have known since around the time of the invention of the wheel, doesn't it?

So true


Here are some more quotes from the good doctors:


Men are different from women. They are equal only in their common membership of the same species, humankind. To maintain that they are the same in aptitude, skill or behaviour is to build a society based on a biological and scientific lie.

The sexes are different because their brains are different. The brain, the chief administrative and emotional organ of life, is differently contructed in men and in women; it processes information in a different way, which results in different perceptions, priorities and behaviour.

In the past ten years there has been an explosion of scientific research into what makes the sexes different. Doctors, scientists, psychologists and sociologists, working apart, have produced a body of findings which, taken together, paints a remarkably consistent picture. And the picture is one of startling sexual asymmetry.

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Some researchers have been frankly dismayed at what they have discovered. Some of their findings have been, if not suppressed, at least quietly shelved because of their potential social impact. But it is usually better to act on the basis of what is true, rather than to maintain, with the best will in the world, that what is true has no right to be so.

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At a few hours old girls are more sensitive than boys to touch. Tests between the sexes of tactile sensitivity in the hands and fingers produce differences so striking that sometimes male and female scores do not even overlap, the most sensitive boy feeling less than the least sensitive girl. When it comes to sound, infant females are much less tolerant - one researcher believes that they may "hear" noises as being twice as loud as do males. Baby girls become irritated and anxious about noise, pain or discomfort more readily that baby boys.

Baby girls are more easily comforted by soothing words and singing. Even before they can understand language, girls seem to be better than boys at identifying the emotional content of speech. From the outset of life, girl babies show a greater interest in communicating with other people. One study involves babies of only 2-4 days old. It shows that girls spend almost twice as long maintaining eye contact with a silent adult, and girls also look longer than boys when the adult is talking. The boys' attention span was the same, whether the adult was talking or not - showing a relative bias towards what they could see, rather than what they could hear. From the cradle, baby girls like to gurgle at humans. Most boys are just as talkative, but are equally happy to jabber away at cot toys or looking at abstract geometric designs. Boys are more active and wakeful than girls - the male-wired brain of activity at work.

The female bias towards the personal shows itself in other ways. At four months, most baby girls can distinguish photographs of people they know from photographs of strangers; baby boys cannot."

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The brain biases persist and strengthen as children grow up, "seeing" life through that particular filter of the brain which they find easier, and more natural, to use. That bias in girls towards the personal, for instance, shows up in experiments. A group of children was given a rather special sort of sight test. They looked through a contraption rather like a pair of binoculars, which showed the left and right eye two different images at the same time. One was of an object, the other of a person. The children had been shown exactly the same images, but when asked what they had seen gave different replies. Boys reported seeing significantly more things than people, and girls more people than things.

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As the months go by, and the child stands upright, the boys tend to show a greater interest than the girls in exploring the corners of their small world. Their greater muscle-mass helps them explore and range further than their sisters, and they make fewer journeys back to the reassuring base-camp of mother. Scientists have devised a test where a barrier is strung across the playroom, separating mother and child. The girls tended to stand at the centre of the barrier and cry; the boys made little safaris to the edge of the obstacle to see if there was a way round it.

It used to be the case that 'he' embraced 'she' in terminology. That was back when things pertaining to women were subsumed in male terminology. You know that time; when women were discriminated against by the wicked Patriarchy (hiss, boo).

Women and men both have brain neurons, as Cj points out, and hormones too, and it is high time they were distinguished.

I propose that women's should be called neurmoans and moremoans.

I dont have much experience with womens menstrual cycles.

Its a condition they rarely suffer when permantely pregnant..

I can never understand their irrational nature at the best of times.

Case in point..

Today I was playing on the web at 9 pm when the housekeeper asked me if she could use the computer to pay a bill.

Since I was busy I sort of ignored her squeaky little voice..

10 mins later she started throwing a strop because she was going to get a bank charge for not paying the bill. She then took £30 out of my wallet as it was MY fault that she had not paid the bill..

Never mind asking nicely and explaining the issue.. when I was able to listen to her which would have been perhaps 10 mins later..

Never mind even considering that she had been on the PC all day and was still logged in even..

Never mind that she probably had been sat on the bill for several weeks or more..

Or even that it was well past the 5pm deadline anyway!

Dont even ask why I was somehow responsible for her inability to handle her own personal finances..

I tried explaining these things, but, was all pointless, I was clearly stopping her from paying the bill, even though she did it when I came off..

Odd..

Tears etc. Clearly I was the one responsible and very much in the wrong.

Even though I clearly was not.

Femilogic. Its like logic, but based on whatever feelings a woman decides are dominant explanations that supercede all other logic..

If a woman fucks up, its always the case that its some mans fault..

what time of the month do wimin get a craving for cheese

Sadly, the state of my bell end, with its "batchelors collar" has rarely induced any woman to scrape it off..

I have had a few BJ's round the time of the redflag parade..

But its a poor substitute for the jack russel!

Amen....I exactly know what you are talking about. Its never her fault. And if you point out one mistake she made, you get an angry response detailing all "huge" mistakes you have made since the beginning of this relationship. Oh my.....

Okay and how to find out when your pregnant wife has those 4 days? Is the first day of the cycle the first day after menstruation?

The first day is the day the period starts.

14 days prior to the NEXT period, (which is usually round about day 14) the woman is fertile and ready for the seed drill..

There are times when you really crack me up...