Skank Of The Year

**Zuberi** · 5th-November-2010

November 4, 2010
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right [below, in this posting], “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

**haute macabre** · 5th-November-2010

That is just disgusting and vile.

From the looks of the picture, no wonder she had to force someone by knife. No one in their right mind would go near that ugly broad.

**Zuberi** · 5th-November-2010

Quote from haute macabre

That is just disgusting and vile.

From the looks of the picture, no wonder she had to force someone by knife. No one in their right mind would go near that ugly broad.

I don't even think the lesbians would go near that thing.

**Marx** · 5th-November-2010

Christ on a stick... that's fuckin' nasty!

**omegaflux** · 5th-November-2010

I'm going to be honest...

When I saw her picture and read this line:

“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

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I gagged a little.

**Marx** · 5th-November-2010

Only a little?

**omegaflux** · 5th-November-2010

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Only a little?

As someone who works in the medical field, I consider myself to have a pretty strong stomach, but there's only so much I can take.

**savethemales** · 5th-November-2010

Quote from Zuberi

I don't even think the lesbians would go near that thing.

Quoted for truth! Id turn gay if that woman tried to force herself on me!

Quote from Marx

Only a little?

I also gagged a little, but that's just from seeing her mug shot and reading how vile she is.

**Zuberi** · 5th-November-2010

Quote from savethemales

Quoted for truth! Id turn gay if that woman tried to force herself on me!

I also gagged a little, but that's just from seeing her mug shot and reading how vile she is.

They say beauty is only skin deep but ugly is to the bone.

**tiredofitall** · 6th-November-2010

Someone ought to send her a nice "get out of jail" present. Like this:
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: OK, BUT WASH IT FIRST

**Percy** · 6th-November-2010

Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon

What about the knife?

**omegaflux** · 6th-November-2010

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What about the knife?

Now that, sir, was hilarious.

**Zuberi** · 6th-November-2010

Quote from Percy

What about the knife?

The knife will be questioned for it's connection with the two patriarchal thugs.

**Kargan3033** · 6th-November-2010

Gag me with a running chainsaw, man that is one nasy ass skank, It's for reasons like this I never want to eat pussy, most western women have no idea of how to keep themselves clean down there.

**Bmiricle** · 6th-November-2010

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

shit, there it went.

That's a vile thing up there in that picture. I'll refrain from scrolling up until I'm out of this here thread.

Yucky doody poo.