David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing
Becks got the shock of his life when Italy's response to Dennis
Pennis, TV prankster Elena Di Cioccio, snapped on her yellow
cleaning gloves to pull off her groping challenge for her popular
show Le Iene (The Hyenas).
In the ultimate swoop, Di Cioccio craftily stalked, moved in and
cupped a stunned Becks as he chatted happily to TV reporters.
Oblivious that he was about to get sexually assaulted on live TV,
Beckham banged on about everything he loves about his
temporary home for the duration of his stint at AC Milan.
Moments before her clutch, Ms Di Cioccio told viewers she was determined to find out if Becks' Emporio Armani bulge was the real deal.
After the England player was shown up by Cristiano Ronaldo's recent skimpy adverts for the same designer, Ms Di Cioccio said she wanted to see "how he measured up".
"Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls", she said.
"Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up," she said.
Moments later she was caught on camera making her swoop.
Gleefully beaming at the video camera and flashing her gloves, Di Cioccio slid her hands down Becks' body and groped football's most famous package.
Gobsmacked, Becks flashed her daggers as he stumbled back and was led away in a car.
But the humiliation didn't end there as Ms Di Cioccio gave him a poor review.
"I touched it but it's small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It's all a trick," she barked at him.
But the usually amicable Becks failed to see the funny side after the truth about his secret weapon was revealed to all of Italy.
An insider said after the stunt: "David was not at all pleased with this stunt.
He didn't know what was going on and luckily the security team stepped in and stopped her having another go." Insiders at Le Iene said: "It was just a joke and we hope that Beckham took it in the spirit it was meant."