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David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

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    David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt


    From The Metro:

    David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing
    stunt


    Becks got the shock of his life when Italy's response to Dennis
    Pennis, TV prankster Elena Di Cioccio, snapped on her yellow
    cleaning gloves to pull off her groping challenge for her popular
    show Le Iene (The Hyenas).

    In the ultimate swoop, Di Cioccio craftily stalked, moved in and
    cupped a stunned Becks as he chatted happily to TV reporters.

    Oblivious that he was about to get sexually assaulted on live TV,
    Beckham banged on about everything he loves about his
    temporary home for the duration of his stint at AC Milan.

    Moments before her clutch, Ms Di Cioccio told viewers she was determined to find out if Becks' Emporio Armani bulge was the real deal.

    After the England player was shown up by Cristiano Ronaldo's recent skimpy adverts for the same designer, Ms Di Cioccio said she wanted to see "how he measured up".

    "Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls", she said.

    "Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up," she said.

    Moments later she was caught on camera making her swoop.

    Gleefully beaming at the video camera and flashing her gloves, Di Cioccio slid her hands down Becks' body and groped football's most famous package.

    Gobsmacked, Becks flashed her daggers as he stumbled back and was led away in a car.

    But the humiliation didn't end there as Ms Di Cioccio gave him a poor review.

    "I touched it but it's small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It's all a trick," she barked at him.

    But the usually amicable Becks failed to see the funny side after the truth about his secret weapon was revealed to all of Italy.

    An insider said after the stunt: "David was not at all pleased with this stunt.

    He didn't know what was going on and luckily the security team stepped in and stopped her having another go." Insiders at Le Iene said: "It was just a joke and we hope that Beckham took it in the spirit it was meant."
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    Just 'Fun'.

    "Girls just wanna have fu'un."

    Yeh, right.

    What 'funny side' was he supposed to have seen? The touch up or the malicious report after?

    So, now she has set a precedent, will we take it as 'fun' when a male BBC reporter gropes the breasts of Noami Campbell and tells the world she has a padded bra on?

    "I touched them but they are flat. Naomi you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It's all a trick,"

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    Men sexually assaulting women = deadly serious and a prison sentence to match.

    Women sexually assaulting men = it's ok, it's just a joke silly.

    But hey, we still want equality.
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

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    So, now she has set a precedent, will we take it as 'fun' when a male BBC reporter gropes the breasts of Noami Campbell and tells the world she has a padded bra on?

    "I touched them but they are flat. Naomi you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It's all a trick,"
    Interestingly, my aunt has frisked Naomi Campbell - she works in security at a major UK airport.
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    This woman should be prosecuted for sexual assault; they have irrefutable proof in the form of video footage, it should be an open and shut case. Women seem to think that male genitals are somehow 'public domain,' and they have a right to kick, mutilate, touch, basically to do whatsoever pleases them, but this is nothing less than a shameful double-standard. What if a male prankster groped between a woman's legs on television and then dressed her down for having a loose hole? Certainly there would be outrage. I might not care for David Beckham, and honestly I know little of him, but he should hold this woman accountable; this was note 'in good fun,' it was highly inappropriate and even if there is no prosecution he could at least sue.

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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    This is why I can't understand why a boy is criminalized for pinging a girl's bra, but girls are let off/ignored when they play 'whack a sack' and other schoolyard 'games' which involve smacking or kicking random guys in the groin.
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    She's compared to Dennis Pennis, but he only used words to ridicule the famous, he never sexually molested them.

    Beckham is famous, so most will see this as OK, because famous = public property to most people, but this is a straight up assault, and you notice how he's being mocked for not taking it as a joke, as if any woman on the planet would take it as a joke.
    The sexual assault is bad enough, and in my view worthy of a prosecution, but to then go on and say he has a small cock, what purpose does this serve? It's not funny, it's a sad attempt at humiliation, plain and simple.
    Beckham's a good egg, and he does not deserve to be treated in this puerile fashion, well no-one does, but he should definitely sue the arse off her and her employers, sexual assault is not a laughing matter.
    I bet her show goes out at about 7PM as well, showing young girls that it's just a joke to sexually abuse males in any way.
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    Feminists on Y!A have been comparing this with an interview a gay reporter did, in which he grabbed a woman's breast during the interview, in order to explain why she shouldn't be prosecuted. It's just a bit of fun, bad taste but only fun.

    Right.

    But don't feminists remind us that breasts are not sexual?

    Can they not see that a gay man would have no sexual interest in a woman's breast vs a heterosexual woman grabbing and molesting a man's penis & testicles - only to then ridicule him on television?
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    Re: David Beckham 'victim of sex assault' after testicle squeezing stunt

    His "Chivalry" side will not permit him any assault claim against the woman.

    Just think what would cost him in advertising revenue loses, if he does!!!

    He should smile the whole incident away and laugh all the way to the bank.

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