a bunch of wig wearing, weed growing, slave owning rich rednecks from VA decided they didnt wanna pay taxes and king george could kiss their pasty asses
which resulted in america kickin the shit out of those toothless fucks and sendin em back across the atlantic
so everybody, drink some cold ones, toke up, take the rifle off the rack and pop some caps, eat some bbq and have a good time
happy independence day
oh and yeah, fuck the queen