Originally Posted by dad_savage

That is so messed up; if there's a moral to this story I think it's that you should violently attack any woman you get into any kind of dispute with, I mean if you're going to get charged with assault, you might as well actually have assaulted somone for your pains.

That or get remote surveilance in your home, which I guess is a far better idea really since not going to jail is always preferable.