Aye. Women get a health service, men get "barber surgeons"..

Maybe they will put the red and white striped pole outside the mens clinics..

"What will sir be desirous of today then? Something for the weekend perhaps?"

"Nah, I think I will settle for a cut and blow-job... Whoops, sorry, I mean cut and blow-dry!!"

"Make up your mind darling, I will have to adjust the seat accordingly.."