Re: Men - Think You're Not Having a Baby? - Think Again | | If that woman did that to me I'd be like "I'm not paying for your stupid little bastard you dumb bitch." And if you send the government after me for "child support" I'm going to run away to Montana and I'm going to find those crazy guys who dug themselves a hole in Montana in the 90's because they didn't want to pay taxes and it cost the government something like 5 million dollars to dig them out of the hole and I think they're out of jail now so they'd probably be up for digging another hole. Except this time the hole will be twice as deep so it will cost the government 10 million dollars to dig us all out of the hole. And with the fact that the government dug itself into a hole financially getting whore support for you for 10 million dollars will be its last priority and it probably won't even get around to it for something like 20 years. So you can just cry yourself an ocean and drown in it you stupid little bitch. |